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Man tries to convert lions to Jesus, gets bitten Monday, November 8, 2004

#16 Helena

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Posted 09 November 2004 - 06:46 AM

Definitely a candidate for a Darwin Award Honourable Mention.

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The sandpeople had women and children. We know this because Anakin killed them how could he tell? The children might be smaller but I never saw a sandperson with breasts. Did they hike their skirts and show him some leg or something?

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Also, I can see the point of wanting to kidnap a human and use her as a slave, but they didn't. They tied her to a flimsy easel for a month. It's assumed they had to feed and give her water. What for? Was she purely ornamental? I can understand them wanting the droids, you can sell those for a lot of money, but a chick who's only skills are finding non-existand mushrooms and getting randomly pregnant, you're not going to get much.

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Post icon Posted 09 November 2004 - 07:58 AM

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I was going to send it in to post, but that would've required me looking for articles, and I have no idea where they are(I get my news from here and The Glass House)

www.fark.com There's a guy who actually compiles wierd news stories.

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Posted 09 November 2004 - 08:14 AM

I actually saw this when I went to check my hotmail.

Hooray for Jesus!

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Posted 09 November 2004 - 09:14 AM

I would have shot the guy with the tranquilizers and used the hoses on him. I could have just claimed ignorance when they asked me what I'd done. It seems like he needed it. Why punish the Lions when they were acting normal?

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Posted 09 November 2004 - 10:01 AM

"Jehovah's Witless?"

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I've always wanted to say "Bite Me." this guy did in the name of the Lord.

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Posted 09 November 2004 - 10:30 AM

QUOTE (Despondent @ Nov 9 2004, 04:01 PM)

"Jehovah's Witless?"

I defy anyone to come up with anything more funny, yet more appropriate this day...

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Posted 09 November 2004 - 12:28 PM

QUOTE (Jane Sherwood @ Nov 8 2004, 06:55 PM)

That's the funniest thing I've read since last year when a church group was holding a prayer session on the side of the road before their morning job (probably asking god to keep them safe), and were run down by a car! I can't stop laughing!

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Posted 09 November 2004 - 05:39 PM

I guess nothing's been done about this guy. Maybe he's going to turn out like that serial streaker fellow in Europe. Fine job really, I wish I could make my money by streaking or baiting lions. Come to think of it does anyone see a Nike contract in this guy's future? He was moving really fast afterall. He could give all the money to charities like televangelists or Hamas or me.

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Posted 09 November 2004 - 07:39 PM

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Definitely a candidate for a Darwin Award Honourable Mention.

I think you have to die inorder to win one of those.

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Posted 09 November 2004 - 08:48 PM

QUOTE (Chyld @ Nov 9 2004, 10:30 AM)

QUOTE (Despondent @ Nov 9 2004, 04:01 PM)

"Jehovah's Witless?"

I defy anyone to come up with anything more funny, yet more appropriate this day...

Mormon?

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Posted 10 November 2004 - 09:08 AM

QUOTE (Jordan @ Nov 10 2004, 01:39 AM)

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Definitely a candidate for a Darwin Award Honourable Mention.

I think you have to die inorder to win one of those.

No, the point about an Honourable Mention is that you don't have to die.

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Posted 10 November 2004 - 10:57 AM

QUOTE (barend @ Nov 9 2004, 08:48 PM)

QUOTE (Chyld @ Nov 9 2004, 10:30 AM)

QUOTE (Despondent @ Nov 9 2004, 04:01 PM)

"Jehovah's Witless?"

I defy anyone to come up with anything more funny, yet more appropriate this day...

Mormon?

Works for me!

And Creax, that's exactly the kind of response I wanted!

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Chyld is an ignorant slut.

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Posted 10 November 2004 - 11:05 AM

I'd paused to use that quip, as I was in conflict over the use of the term.

this morning I saw next to my doorknob on the front door, evidence that JW's swang by yesterday. First time ever. What are the odds of that?

at any rate, laughing at the roadside huddle-to-heaven reminds me of that lake where the lady killed her kids by drowning them. Years later, another family picnic'd there and something happened. Maybe the car ran them over? maybe they too rolled to a watery grave? Maybe I'll be snoped on this one too? Oh well.

the JW pamphlet illustration was full of diversity, star wasr fans.