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Crunchy or Smooth The debate of the century

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Posted 03 November 2004 - 11:08 AM

I like crunchy peanut butter, but don't dislike smooth peanut butter. <snappy comment = "null">I'm tired and bitter, nothing funny here.</snappy comment>
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Posted 04 November 2004 - 10:08 PM

*is baffled by what seems to be a mixture of html and java*

I find that neither crunchy nor smooth peanut butter are adequate provisions for my luncheon without the requisite strawberry jam. And bread.
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Posted 05 November 2004 - 01:44 PM

My mother prefers smooth, but I choose to ignore the debate on peanut butter, in favour of a more British issue; scones or cucumber sandwiches with your tea?
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Posted 06 November 2004 - 05:23 AM

We usually have savoury biscuits with tea.
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Posted 09 November 2004 - 12:56 PM

Hmmm, savoury sounds delicious.


Actually, food in general does.
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Post icon  Posted 09 November 2004 - 05:14 PM

Yesterday we had a surprise presentation at our school by a dude named Daron Norwood. He sucked. Tremendously. He was supposedly singing some micture of country and rap, while all he did was play a loop of the tune from "Rapper's Delight" from a boom box and sang the chorus to "Sweet Home Alabama" 8 times. Only the chorus, not any of the actual lyrics. Afterwards he told us that a hot lady offered him a beer once when he was young, and because of that SINGLE beer, he turned into a raging alcoholic and a coke head. It was your average "Drugs are bad, Mmkay? Don't do drugs and end up like me, it sucked and stuff." lecture, I hate those. Why don't they ever send in like, a millionaire guy to talk to us and say "Hey, I never did drugs once in my life, and I'm rich. So be cool, like me."

Anyway, this relates to topic because as we left they gave us little cards made from regular paper with the message "Hello friend! Thanks for enjoying my concert." printed on them in Comic Sans font. And on the back was a coupon for 25 cents off a box of "Aunt Mammey's Tea Biscuits." What the fuck is a tea biscuit?
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Posted 09 November 2004 - 05:46 PM

Amber- A mixture of country and rap? And you survived? You're made of stronger stuff than I can comprehend. As for the tea biscuits I'm sure you'll never bother about it un less you go to England.

As for what to eat with tea I would say that cucumber sandwhiches are proper for a tea that is light in flavor and served later in the day while scones are best for heavier teas served early in the day. Yeah, I actually know these things, weird huh?

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Post icon  Posted 09 November 2004 - 07:12 PM

As Reiner said last night, Country + Rap = C-rap. Crap.
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Posted 10 November 2004 - 01:35 AM

Thats what my dad's been calling all rap for years, funnily enough. After awhile it just got annoying.
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Posted 04 September 2005 - 02:57 PM

Smooth Peanut Butter? FUCK YEAH!
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Posted 04 September 2005 - 07:32 PM

personally, necromancer, i prefer crunchy!

but smooth is better for chocalate related things...
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Posted 11 September 2005 - 12:54 AM

The Crunchy party shall win!
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Posted 12 September 2005 - 12:25 AM

Hmm... This thread needs some fire and a shotgun, maybe a chainsaw arm or two. Damned zombies.

Crunchy peanut butter, anyhow.
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Posted 25 September 2005 - 04:24 AM

I second the vote to abolish peanut butter!

Nutella, though, as it is the only excuse I have ever found for eating a candy sandwich (well, it IS a legitimate sandwich filling- look, it says on the label!) may stay.
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Posted 25 September 2005 - 04:25 AM

Nutella rocks.
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