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Genetically modified cats for sale Thursday, October 28, 2004

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Posted 28 October 2004 - 07:01 AM

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Wednesday, October 27, 2004 Posted: 2105 GMT (0505 HKT)

Cat lovers can put down a deposit to buy a genetically engineered kitten in 2007.

 
(CNN) -- A California biotechnology company has started taking orders for a hypoallergenic cat for pet lovers prone to allergies.

The genetically engineered feline, which is expected to be available from 2007, is the first in a planned series of lifestyle pets, Los Angeles-based Allerca said in a press release.

Allerca hopes to attract customers among the millions of people worldwide who suffer from cat allergies.

Up to 10 percent of the U.S. population alone are believed to be prone to symptoms that can affect the eyes, nose, ears, throat, lungs and skin.

Many cat lovers ignore medical advice and discomfort and choose to keep the animals as pets, or use expensive medications to cope with their allergies.

Cat allergen is also one of the main causes of childhood allergies, asthma and other respiratory diseases such as bronchitis.

Cat allergies are caused by a potent protein secreted by the cat's skin and salivary glands. The allergen is so small it can remain airborne for months.

Using "gene silencing" technology, Allerca is able to suppress the production of the protein.

The first breed of hypoallergenic cats will be British Shorthairs, which are considered to be ideal pets with friendly, playful and affectionate personalities.

Allerca expects the first kittens to be born in early 2007 and is already accepting $250 deposits from interested customers.

Allerca president Simon Brodie told The Associated Press that he ultimately hopes to sell 200,000 of the cats annually at $3,500 each in the United States.

Brodie said the cats would be spayed and neutered to prevent breeding with naturally born animals.

He also said he didn't expect to have any problems with federal regulators after neither the U.S. Department of Agriculture nor the Food and Drug Administration objected to the creation of a genetically-engineered pet fish because it wasn't meant for human consumption

The GloFish, which went on sale in pet stores earlier this year, is a zebra fish implanted with a fluorescent sea anemone gene.

"As long as people don't start eating cats and they don't enter the food chain, then we should be handled like the GloFish," Brodie told the AP.

The genetic-engineered cat is the latest attempt to apply biotechnology to the lucrative pet industry.

In August, Genetic Savings & Clone -- another Californian company -- announced that it had successfully cloned two kittens from a one-year-old female Bengal cat and said it could clone anyone's pet for around $50,000.

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So, Amber-Nicole, how many do you have on order? Are they cheaper by the dozen?

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Post icon  Posted 28 October 2004 - 08:26 AM

biggrin.gif I sent this same article to KingWarren last night. www.fark.com is great for finding these wierd stories.

This is pretty interesting, and a good start. But I don't have 3,500 dollars lying around anywhere. sad.gif I imagine they'll get cheaper in price over time, once they become common. I wonder if they'll be doing something similiar with doggies?

And has anyone else heard of that GloFish before? I hadn't until now. I want one! happy.gif
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Posted 28 October 2004 - 11:24 AM

Now if only they could make genetically modified dogs that didn't act like such morons.
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Posted 28 October 2004 - 11:46 AM

Dogs that don't eat poop?

Poppycock!
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Posted 28 October 2004 - 01:54 PM

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Posted 28 October 2004 - 06:35 PM

My friends dog once vomited on the floor while we were sitting there playing a video game. He didnt feel like cleaning it up and I hated the ghastly creature anyhow so he just pointed to it and commanded it to eat. I won't discuss precisely what the dog did but the carpet was clean when it was done.

As for the gen mod cats that is very cool. I wonder how soon they'll be able to make a cabbit. Those things are cool.

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Posted 28 October 2004 - 09:35 PM

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Cat allergen is also one of the main causes of childhood allergies, asthma and other respiratory diseases such as bronchitis.

Now, y'see, here I was thinking that allergies are caused by LACK OF exposure to the allergen, to the point where the immune system becomes hypersensitive to them. Just like a person who lived in a cave all his life would feel his eyes hurt when he sees the sun.

Has the institution lied to me?

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Posted 28 October 2004 - 10:03 PM

genetically engineered cats eh...?

don't activate allergies aye...?


i think the important question is do they taste any better?!?
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Posted 29 October 2004 - 04:10 AM

[whiney voice]But Barend, the article says your're not allowed to eat them![/whiney voice]

I like the way that the company spays the cats so that they can keep a monopoly on the market, then claim that they actually care about the risks of genetic engineering.
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Posted 29 October 2004 - 04:37 AM

but people do eat cats... and worse places serve them under pseudonims like 'chicken' and 'beef'...

McDonalds have signes the say...

'Chicken McNuggets... NOW with chicken meat in them'

you do the math...
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Posted 01 November 2004 - 01:18 AM

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Posted 01 November 2004 - 10:15 AM

What next? Cats that don't claw you and drool on you when they sit on your lap? Cats that don't bring in half a mouse and leave it on the stairs where anyone can stand on it? Crazy, crazy scientists! laugh.gif
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Posted 02 November 2004 - 12:31 AM

Last I checked, it was dogs that drool. My cat keeps his saliva to himself.
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