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Bush Receives Endorsement From Iran Wednesday, October 20, 2004

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Posted 20 October 2004 - 12:49 PM

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Bush Receives Endorsement From Iran
Wednesday, October 20, 2004

TEHRAN, Iran - The head of Iran's security council said Tuesday that the re-election of President Bush was in Tehran's best interests, despite the administration's axis of evil label, accusations that Iran harbors al-Qaida terrorists and threats of sanctions over the country's nuclear ambitions.

http://story.news.ya...an_us_elections


Hey, looks like Dubya finally got officialy admitted to the Axis of Evil. Good for him!

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Posted 20 October 2004 - 02:03 PM

Too bad there wasn't an Axis of Shitheads.
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Posted 20 October 2004 - 03:09 PM

I believe they call it the "Cabinet".
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Posted 20 October 2004 - 03:11 PM

QUOTE (K1NGWARREN @ Oct 20 2004, 04:09 PM)
I believe they call it the "Cabinet".

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Posted 20 October 2004 - 03:57 PM

I recall at a protest one fellow had a sign bearing the images of Bush Cheney and Rumsfeld with the slogan "The asses of evil"

I think more people/organizations should throw their support behind president Bush just to show what kind of person he is. When you really look at it he has a lot in common with Bin Laden. They're both religious zealots, they both blow people up whenever they feel like it, they both make incomprehenzible speeches in other languages (texan and arabic) and its really hot where they come from. Maybe they could run on the same ticket.

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Posted 20 October 2004 - 04:35 PM

QUOTE (Chefelf @ Oct 20 2004, 03:03 PM)
Too bad there wasn't an Axis of Shitheads.

*Eloquent*

I think this is funny. Does anyone else think this is funny? I think it's funny.
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Posted 20 October 2004 - 06:35 PM

I agree, J m. I said a long time ago if I had a lot of money and power I'd have endorsed Bush's invasion of Afghanistan with a parade of Nazis in Times Square. "Finally America has a President she can be proud of!" And then of course call for the arrest of all those American Islamic "co-conspirators." You know, blacks.

Sadly, the actual Nazis in America went the other way, and accused Bush of fighting a Jew war. So Nazis were siding, unfortunately, with the war protesters.

Lousy Nazis.
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Posted 20 October 2004 - 08:06 PM

It's so depressingly amusing that so much life is lost over religeous freaks who dont understand their own 'god' and the aquisition of fossil feuls that when combusted make the earth less and less inhabbitable...

two of the things i hate most in the world... together in a war on each other... the only way they make this any more distastefull, would be to sneak jennifer lopez into the mix and make a reality tv show about it...

then i think i would take the time honored tradition of "going postal" on someones ass...

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Posted 20 October 2004 - 08:34 PM

What the fuck? Is Iran just afraid big bully USA will attack them too if it doesn't sleep with Bush?
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Posted 20 October 2004 - 10:51 PM

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fossil feuls that when combusted make the earth less and less inhabbitable...



Hey, those fuels are what your plastic keyboard is made up of.
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Posted 20 October 2004 - 11:39 PM

QUOTE (Jordan @ Oct 20 2004, 10:51 PM)
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fossil feuls that when combusted make the earth less and less inhabbitable...



Hey, those fuels are what your plastic keyboard is made up of.

So no one try and put your keyboard into yer gas tank, or I'll know!
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Posted 21 October 2004 - 01:26 AM

Ban The Bottle.
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Posted 21 October 2004 - 03:13 AM

The by-product of oil makes plastic. We get fuel and the left overs make plastic. That's all I know on the topic of chemicals and fuels.
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Posted 21 October 2004 - 04:06 AM

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"What the fuck? Is Iran just afraid big bully USA will attack them too if it doesn't sleep with Bush?"


The Iranians realize the same thing that Bin Laden and the Iraqi resistance do. They know that Bush is incompetent and a great tool to make people afraid of America. If people hate America enough they'll flock to the Iranian Mullahs to protect them and thus preserve the security of Iran's unelected government. Iran's elected government is for reform and is on a much closer wavelength with western ideals. However by having Bush around the Mullahs associate western democracy with Bush and thus noone wants democracy. Bush is infact hurting the cause of freedom and that's why he's gained this endorsement.

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Posted 21 October 2004 - 10:12 AM

actually my keyboard is made of hemp...
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