BULLETPROOF MONK ...
#1
Posted 20 October 2004 - 02:40 AM
now, i was expecting this to be a relativley crappy movie...
However I was totally blown away and impressed...
at just how truly shit it was...
who the fuck wrote that fucking script? a nine year old?!? WTF!!! the fights were lame... the one liners left the room in an uncomfortable silence...
NAZI gets scratched in face by little monkey and falls to the ground... DRAMATIC ZOOM ON FACE... "I hate monkeys"
WTF!?!
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh... and the bad street tough with no shirt and an british accent...
FUNZO??? or something "mister funtustic will see oo now"
FUCK ME DEAD!!!!
and his girlfriend? beats up stiffler... he tells her in mid fight she's beuatiful... and she falls in love with him on the spot...
i tell you what!!!
the little dickhead who came up with this lame ass movie has alot to answer for...
his movie making experience as far as i can tell is:
watching the last indiana jones movie...
watchinf a B-Grade late 80s action flick (probably staring Lorenzo Lamas)
seeing a preview of a kung fu film...
and forgetting anything of importance...
I dub this film:
sir WORST FUCKING FILM EVER MADE!!!
it made the prequels look good for fudge sake!!!
everyone has a goal in life... and this fucker's was too make a movie worsae than 'holow man'
A JOB WELL DONE!!!!!
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#3
Posted 20 October 2004 - 05:19 AM
But I agree, this film does make prequels look good.
#4
Posted 20 October 2004 - 07:44 AM
i can't do the film justice....
it's so much worse than i made it sound...
i look forward to watching it awake!!!
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#5
Posted 20 October 2004 - 09:56 AM
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
#6
Posted 20 October 2004 - 10:43 AM
Indeed this film must be a truly craptacular piece of shit.
I have a question though... is it bad enough that we can derive humourous entertainment out of its shittiness?
Or is it so terrible that to watch it causes you immense suffering of the kind that one experiences when watching The Man With The Golden Gun?
#7
Posted 21 October 2004 - 12:33 AM
Indeed this film must be a truly craptacular piece of shit.
I have a question though... is it bad enough that we can derive humourous entertainment out of its shittiness?
Or is it so terrible that to watch it causes you immense suffering of the kind that one experiences when watching The Man With The Golden Gun?
I do not know the answer to JYAMG question. I have to watch it again.
#8
Posted 21 October 2004 - 06:24 AM
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
#9
Posted 21 October 2004 - 07:21 AM
... and THE MIDGET!!!!
Words cannot describe my disdain for this irritating, skin-crawling, annoying, annoying, annoying character! ARGHHHHHHHHHH!!!! GODDAMN IT! It is making my blood boil just thinking about it. GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#10
Posted 21 October 2004 - 10:24 AM
you will laugh...
the same way you would if you saw a complete stranager slip on a bannana peel and fall over in the street cracking his skull open and sending his brain in one peice thirty meters through the air and into your lap...
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#11
Posted 21 October 2004 - 10:55 AM
And JYAMG, Nicknack was cool. And Bond just locked him up in a briefcase. It was funny.
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
#12
Posted 21 October 2004 - 11:22 AM
and also saying that NickNack is cool has lost you some respect points. You will need to work hard on regaining your credibility.
Taking back that "NickNack is cool" comment would be a good start.
Barend,
I may just see this film... morbid curiosity is making me want to see how bad a film can really be.
#13
Posted 22 October 2004 - 02:46 AM
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
#15
Posted 26 October 2004 - 07:11 AM
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