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Man Shoots Wife, Mistakes Her for Monkey Thursday, October 14, 2004

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Posted 15 October 2004 - 11:25 PM

I would imagine that cats, being carniverous, are in your trees trying to bother racoons and birds. Both of which eat your fruit. I would look more carefully at the daggon food chain before getting muh shotgun if I was you, cousin Reiner.

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Posted 16 October 2004 - 02:18 AM

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Posted 16 October 2004 - 07:45 AM

feral cats tend to be a bit more omnivorous, taking their meals where they can.

and being within city limits, a pellet gun != shotgun.
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Posted 16 October 2004 - 11:26 AM

Sounds like a lame defense. Sorry officer, I thought she was a monkey. There had to be some ulterior motives there.
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Posted 18 October 2004 - 07:49 AM

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feral animals who eat our fruit, tear up our trash cans and fight with the neighbors cats with a pellt gun


damn those armed feral animals...
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Posted 21 October 2004 - 11:57 AM

Adds' freedom to pick fruit at will"

to my list of endless reasons to not get married...

This post has been edited by Complicated: 21 October 2004 - 11:58 AM

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