[Just your average movie goer]

Well everyone, this will probably be the last of my little Star Wars outings. It may or may not have a plot, it may or may not be funny and it may or may not contain gratuitous pictures of that infamous gold bikini....

Remember to adjust your monitor displays, sit back, relax and enjoy the last outing of the Chefelf forum members in that galaxy far, far away...

[Just your average movie goer]

[Just your average movie goer]

[Helena]

Damn it! Why don't I get a date? :angry:

Ah well, at least I got a medal out of it. Love it, as usual...

[Just your average movie goer]

Yay! My first response! Glad you liked it, Helena. Regarding the date, I wasn't sure which one of you said that you liked Luke. I tried reading some of the old threads and came across a comment by Madam Corvax. Ah well, there's still Lando! He's a good guy.

[Helena]

I prefer Han really, even though he wasn't as good in RotJ. Hey, if Leia's not interested any more...

[Despondent]

Nice work as always Movie-goer! And anytime I see Chef like that I just smile. Nice use of Lens flare! I still want to know how you get those screen shots.

[Just your average movie goer]

Wisepixel Handysnap.....

Look for it on the internet. It's this free program that allows you to make screencaptures with the greatest of ease - in fact, it's so easy that even I can use it.

So if you play a movie on your computer (DVD, DivX, AVI, whatever), this program allows you to take stills from it. It gives you a little window that you can move around the screen. You use the window to highlight whatever part of the screen you want, click the mouse and save the picture. It's that easy.

I don't know where exactly I found this nifty little program but it should be easy enough to find. Just go to Google and type in "wisepixel handysnap" and take it from there. Like I said, it's free... and easy.

Also, glad you enjoyed the show. Yeah, I like Chefelf in the X-Wing pilot outfit as well. You looked remarkably good in the A-Wing actually, Despondent. After I put you in the cockpit, your picture was the base picture I'd use for putting everybody else into their flight gear.

[civilian_number_two]

Gaaaahhh!

Madam Corvax and .... Luke? How could you! He's such a nice guy ... they'll last years!!!

Can I wait that long? Hmm .... I think the Empire has one more job for Boa Fett ....

[Just your average movie goer]

Hey, that sounds like a great idea for a movie, Civilian.

[Vwing]

Cool, my first movie! Great job, and not just saying that because I had a starring role (which I performed brilliantly, if I may so). I also love the little South Park reference with the Barend letter with the "I hate you. I hate you so very, very much." Also that was a helluva good picture of a vwing, where'd you find that? The only one I could find was this crappy little one from Rogue Squadron on the N64, but that was just an awesome picture.

[civilian_number_two]

Gaaaahhh!

Madam Corvax and .... Luke? How could you! He's such a nice guy ... they'll last years!!!

Can I wait that long? Hmm .... I think the Empire has one more job for Boa Fett ....

PROLOGUE:

Civ: Excellent. Now, Mr Fett ... HUH? Who the fuck is this?

Lackey: It's Boa Fett, sir.

Civ: I wanted the Bounty Hunter, not this snake-charmer!

Lackey: This is what you wrote ...

Civ: It was a typo! Oh, by the Dark Lord of the - gaaah! Turn this ship around!

Lackey: Well, you're damned if you do ...



EPISODE VIII: MORE SHIT HAPPENS


AND SO BEGAN THE DARK TIMES...
CIVILIAN_NUMBER_TWO ASSUMED
POWER OF THE HIDEOUS, HEINOUS,
GREEDY AND BAD GALACTIC EMPIRE,
AND USED ITS MILITARY MIGHT FOR
DOING BAD THINGS, LIKE SMOKING
CIGARETTES AND STREET RACING,
ALL TO IMPRESS MADAM CORVAX.

MEANWHILE, ON NABOO, CORVAX
AND LUKE WERE ENTERTAINING
NUMEROUS GUESTS FROM ACROSS
THE NEW REPUBLIC, AND TREATING
THEN TO THE NEW DELICACY, DEEP
FRIED GUNGUN.

LITTLE DID THEY KNOW THAT THEIR
LEAST FAVORITE GUEST JORDAN
WAS PLOTTING WITH CIVILIAN TO
GAIN POWER (AND SOME SWEET
SWEET COUGAR ASS) FOR HIMSELF...


EXT SPACE

We open on a field of stars, and tilt down to reveal the beautiful "earthscape" of Naboo. (Nabooscape? Hmm... anyway ... ) A freighter enters the frame from below camera, for no good goddamned reason, since this story begins on the planet. Dissolve to ....

[Just your average movie goer]

AND SO BEGAN THE DARK TIMES...
CIVILIAN_NUMBER_TWO ASSUMED
POWER OF THE HIDEOUS, HEINOUS,
GREEDY AND BAD GALACTIC EMPIRE,
AND USED ITS MILITARY MIGHT FOR
DOING BAD THINGS, LIKE SMOKING
CIGARETTES AND STREET RACING,
ALL TO IMPRESS MADAM CORVAX.

If that isn't a strong opener, I don't know what is. Keep it coming, Civilian. I especially liked the part about 'deep fried gungan'.

And Vwing, thank you for the positive review. The picture of the Vwing came from the cover of "Specter of the Past" by Timothy Zahn. The illustration was by Drew Struzan, so it was guaranteed to be good. I just had to smooth out the pencil lines a little bit but other than that, the picture was good to go.

Also, Despondent, did you find that screen capture program I told you about?

[Despondent]

No, but I think a distant sun has set my course for the current endeavor. I'm enjoying sketching more. But I'd love to show off my photoshop

I will check it out, sounds like a powerful (and free) tool.

[barend]

yay, jeff survived!!!

i loved the exp​ression on oolas face "be careful"

great work...
can't wait to get back into LOTR (might have something before the weekend).