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Posted 06 June 2005 - 07:22 PM
Lots of great lines in that one, barend, awesome work as always!
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Posted 07 June 2005 - 12:49 AM
He he I certainly developed a reputation for being a consummate drunk around these parts 
It is I think the third time a reference has been made to be being under the influence.
I loced the Video Goer sequence!
And Barend finally has enough of the noise. Great!
It is I think the third time a reference has been made to be being under the influence. I loced the Video Goer sequence!
And Barend finally has enough of the noise. Great!
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Posted 07 June 2005 - 03:34 AM
Consumate drunks are the best kind. Liquor is your friend, minus the fact that ethanol dissolves brain cells and contributes to liver/kidney failure and muscle atrophe...
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Posted 08 June 2005 - 01:05 AM
Awsomeness 
Keep it up mate.
Keep it up mate.
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Posted 08 June 2005 - 05:59 AM
WOO HOO! I finally enter this thing! Thanks Barend. Teaming me up with my arch rival Laughlyn? BRILLIANT! Thanks for restraining yourself from making a joke about my dominatrix fetish.
And yeah, I dissapeared for a while. I am now living in the bogholes of central Ireland and internet access is hard to come by. You might have to live without my annoying presence for a few months. I hope I get one of those cult following things while I'm away.
And yeah, I dissapeared for a while. I am now living in the bogholes of central Ireland and internet access is hard to come by. You might have to live without my annoying presence for a few months. I hope I get one of those cult following things while I'm away.
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Posted 08 June 2005 - 09:51 AM
I think they are reserved solely for Icey and Jon Gutner, though Amber-Nicole is closing in.
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Posted 08 June 2005 - 10:31 PM
Barend, you truly rule. George Lucas wishes he can be a good writer like you, because you can beat Lucas any time. This is one of the funniest things I have seen in a while. (It took me longo to read them all)
And can I ask you a favor? Can I be the Lietenant of Sauron? I know photshopping Grievous may be hard, but the lietenant of Sauron only appears very little.
PLEASE!!!!!!!
Continue with the good work.... even if you don't put me in.
And can I ask you a favor? Can I be the Lietenant of Sauron? I know photshopping Grievous may be hard, but the lietenant of Sauron only appears very little.
PLEASE!!!!!!!
Continue with the good work.... even if you don't put me in.
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Posted 08 June 2005 - 10:51 PM
I mean... the Mouth of Barend. But please, can I have a little role at least like Slade's?
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Posted 09 June 2005 - 01:36 AM
the mouth of barend has already been filled...
... i made myself laugh...
i'm going to try to cram alot of people in towards the end here... so we'll see... but i can't promise.
photoshopping grevious would be interesting... i'll see if i can find a clear screencap from the DVD, next time i flick though it...
like many though... you may end up a statue or something...
I was going to try and give Laughy i bigger roll, but i couldn't resist the idea of an irishman and an englishman stuck together forever next to each other...
call me a shitstirer...
(that conversation was going to go longer but it started getting too political, and i didn't want that really...)
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and slades roll isn't really that small... he keeps comming back
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i made myself laugh...i'm going to try to cram alot of people in towards the end here... so we'll see... but i can't promise.
photoshopping grevious would be interesting... i'll see if i can find a clear screencap from the DVD, next time i flick though it...
like many though... you may end up a statue or something...
QUOTE (Voodoo dog @ Jun 8 2005, 05:59 AM)
WOO HOO! I finally enter this thing! Thanks Barend. Teaming me up with my arch rival Laughlyn? BRILLIANT!
I was going to try and give Laughy i bigger roll, but i couldn't resist the idea of an irishman and an englishman stuck together forever next to each other...
call me a shitstirer...
(that conversation was going to go longer but it started getting too political, and i didn't want that really...)
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and slades roll isn't really that small... he keeps comming back
This post has been edited by barend: 09 June 2005 - 01:38 AM
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Posted 09 June 2005 - 03:18 PM
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Posted 09 June 2005 - 03:45 PM
Yeah, I know it must be difficult to cram every user in just one comic. But I donīt care if I am in or not, just I want that you finish this because it's so hilarious.
Maybe I can be.....
I dunno, maybe Iluvatar?
Well, at least a statue may be nice.
Maybe I can be.....
I dunno, maybe Iluvatar?
Well, at least a statue may be nice.
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Posted 09 June 2005 - 05:13 PM
Just joking about the Iluvatar thing. A God like me would screw everything very quickly.
I don't know why but I just want to be the Mouth of Sauron (or Barend). I thought it would be cool if the Mouth had Grievous face.
Can you place me as the Mouth of Barend??? I will even use the trick Mnesymone used to be Faramir...
(puppy eyes) Can I please be the Mouth of Sauron?????
It would be freakin' awesome to be in a comic so fun like this.
Edit: And who has filled the Mouth of Barend instead of me?
I don't know why but I just want to be the Mouth of Sauron (or Barend). I thought it would be cool if the Mouth had Grievous face.
Can you place me as the Mouth of Barend??? I will even use the trick Mnesymone used to be Faramir...
(puppy eyes) Can I please be the Mouth of Sauron?????
It would be freakin' awesome to be in a comic so fun like this.
Edit: And who has filled the Mouth of Barend instead of me?
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Posted 09 June 2005 - 08:51 PM
SithAvenger - the trick I used to be Faramir?
What trick, what deception? Surely, seeing as Faramir is my avatar and I am the brother of Just Your Average Movie Goer and my trick didn't involve a character introduction, just a simple (well-handled) rename there was no trick.
I'm not sure about who got Mouth of Barend treatment though - shall have to check.
What trick, what deception? Surely, seeing as Faramir is my avatar and I am the brother of Just Your Average Movie Goer and my trick didn't involve a character introduction, just a simple (well-handled) rename there was no trick.
I'm not sure about who got Mouth of Barend treatment though - shall have to check.
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Posted 09 June 2005 - 09:37 PM
shall have to wait...
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Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
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Posted 09 June 2005 - 09:56 PM
QUOTE (Mnesymone @ Jun 9 2005, 09:51 PM)
SithAvenger - the trick I used to be Faramir?
What trick, what deception? Surely, seeing as Faramir is my avatar and I am the brother of Just Your Average Movie Goer and my trick didn't involve a character introduction, just a simple (well-handled) rename there was no trick.
I'm not sure about who got Mouth of Barend treatment though - shall have to check.
What trick, what deception? Surely, seeing as Faramir is my avatar and I am the brother of Just Your Average Movie Goer and my trick didn't involve a character introduction, just a simple (well-handled) rename there was no trick.
I'm not sure about who got Mouth of Barend treatment though - shall have to check.
Sorry, didn't know. I just was reading all replys and I found where you made that thing using the puppy eyes and I never knew you were JYAMG brother.
I am deeply sorry. I bow for forgivenes.
Please forgive me. I am am a n00b right now.
This post has been edited by SithAvenger: 09 June 2005 - 10:01 PM
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