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LORD OF THE RINGS (By barend) chefy.com version...

#406 Just your average movie goer

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Posted 04 January 2005 - 12:10 AM

I like how I died of excessive perforation. Nice one.

Wow. Things are certainly happening now. And we're getting a sense of foreboding for poor Supes and Jordan. Very exciting now...

#407 SimeSublime

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Posted 04 January 2005 - 05:57 AM

Nice work, but what's a hobbit without their pipeweed?

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Posted 04 January 2005 - 02:36 PM

Outstanding as ever!!!! Wish I had time to post more these days, but I would not miss a new instalment for life!

#409 Jen

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Posted 04 January 2005 - 02:55 PM

I'm delighted to see myself popping up to order a new coffee table! Am I still in character as Bilbo Baggins, or are we hopelessly beyond that? And even apart from seeing me, me, me, glorious me, it was a splendid installment -- nice green color on MC ...

#410 barend

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Posted 06 January 2005 - 08:36 AM

your still bilbo...

here's another instalment...

nothing special but it explains a bit and moves the story along at a regular pace...

>>The Adventures of Heinrich Von Bastard<< (A Web Comic)

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#411 Just your average movie goer

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Posted 06 January 2005 - 08:52 AM

Very cool, Barend. I especially loved the bit about Supes wondering if Minas Morgul might sell an ointment for his wound from the Morgul blade. That was beautiful.

#412 SimeSublime

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Posted 06 January 2005 - 11:34 AM

Dancing Fell Beast, now THAT is a name

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#413 Despondent

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Posted 06 January 2005 - 12:06 PM

(narration voice) Yar, Moo, and Mordor.
Behold! Ye Olde Dancing Fell Beast Tavern.

Great stuff! Highly entertaining, the Barended Editions.

#414 Slade

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Posted 06 January 2005 - 01:27 PM

"Live Nude Orcs." My response: "Oh good god!" followed by fits of laughter.

And Dancing Fell Beast is a good name for a pub. I'd drink there, unless there were live nude orcs. *shudder*

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#415 Madam Corvax

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Posted 07 January 2005 - 02:00 AM

I knew there must have been something very sup-stantial to lure Supes to Mordor.

Pub with nude Orcs - great, would have worked for me too!

And as usual I admire the research job - this one concerning the difference between a flail and a morning star... Wasn't it mention in another thread too?

#416 Jane Sherwood

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Posted 07 January 2005 - 09:10 PM

Lucky Madam Corvax...you get to kill Chyld...

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Chyld is an ignorant slut.

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Posted 08 January 2005 - 12:08 PM

Flails have the rod handle, then a large chain attached to that, then the spiked ball attached to the chain. A morning star is sort of like an extra spikey mace - no chain. It's a common misconception!

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#418 Jane Sherwood

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Posted 08 January 2005 - 04:34 PM

I've often found myself making that mistake, actually. I applaud your knowledge of weaponry.

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#419 barend

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Posted 08 January 2005 - 07:16 PM

I've always refered to the witchkings weapon as a flail...

i called it a morning star for the purposes of two jokes that i ended up omitting. 1: a reference to Castlevania that i figured was too obscure to bring up, and 2: a joke that ended up being to lame sounding...