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LORD OF THE RINGS (By barend) chefy.com version...

#781 Slade

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Posted 30 June 2005 - 12:31 AM

Hehe, thanks, I'd forgotten that I was sticking with ChefElf. Thanks for throwing me in a last time or two. Yarr!

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#782 barend

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Posted 30 June 2005 - 01:39 AM

it may cost you your life though....

:no ominous enough looking smilies available:

i hope it was worth it...

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Posted 03 July 2005 - 09:18 PM

I'm waiting for the next one. When are you going to post it, Mighty Lord Barend?

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#784 barend

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Posted 04 July 2005 - 06:10 PM

the graphics are all done... no i just have to think of something amusing enough to write... which i'll do in about 12 hours. i would have finished 12 hours ago, but a friend came over with an xbox and GTA:SA.

that being said, i'd like to issue a 12 hour warning...

WARNING
the next installment of Lord of the Rings by Barend may contain images of a distressing and upsetting nature. Those who are aware of that of which i speak are sworn to silence under pain of my fist and 2 years of northern fist kung fu!!! So shut up!!!
The next chapter (possibly 28) is not suitiable for children [unless explaining complicated things to your children is fun for you], the elderly [unless you own some atrial defribulators], and most other groups...
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

#785 Supes

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Posted 04 July 2005 - 10:06 PM

Whoo Hoo!

Luminous beings are we... not this crude matter.
Yoda

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Posted 05 July 2005 - 12:38 AM

Goodness me! I wonder who are those in the know that Barend speaks of... But this stuff must be pretty gory to live up to this warning.

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Posted 05 July 2005 - 02:02 AM

QUOTE (barend @ Jul 4 2005, 11:10 PM)

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

What do you mean its already out on Xbox? Why has no-one told me this before?!?

*runs off to find a 2X4 and his brother*

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#788 barend

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Posted 05 July 2005 - 05:08 AM

QUOTE (Madam Corvax @ Jul 5 2005, 12:38 AM)

Goodness me! I wonder who are those in the know that Barend speaks of... But this stuff must be pretty gory to live up to this warning.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

eh.. yeah... gory...

mooving along...

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Posted 05 July 2005 - 05:17 AM

You weren't kidding about this episode! Funny stuff. Good to see you're still going strong. I've been following along and it's nice to see that there are a few surprises left. Cheers.

#790 barend

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Posted 05 July 2005 - 05:29 AM

thanks man!

that pic of supes was absolutley huge and trimming the background from between his leg was just weird...

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Posted 05 July 2005 - 05:32 AM

SUPES'N'FURTER!

(*passes out from laughing*)

Check out my crappy drawings!

Chyld is an ignorant slut.

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Posted 05 July 2005 - 05:55 AM

Gory... yeah, I couldn't have been more wrong.
I'd give anything to see the look on Supes's face when he sees it.

I think this one surpasses even the oil wrestling. Honestly.

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Posted 05 July 2005 - 05:56 AM

*Breathes sigh of relief*

And there was me expecting you to resort to more naked oil wrestling in the name of attracting readership. But SupesnFurter's cool enough. I sure as hell didn't see that coming.

Damn funny barend., damn funny.

EDIT:Just to clear things up in advance; this post was directed at barend, not madam corvax, who posted in whilst I was typing. Because it could cause some strife otherwise.

This post has been edited by Laughlyn: 05 July 2005 - 05:58 AM

I want to go back to the films of the 80's, where plots were simple, and explosions happened regularly....

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Posted 05 July 2005 - 06:30 AM

Well - I've missed two eps... time to make up for it - hang on, everyone's said everything and if I said anything I'd just be repeating them.

Cool eps - but the warning was definetely warranted.

#795 Madam Corvax

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Posted 05 July 2005 - 06:49 AM

QUOTE (Laughlyn @ Jul 5 2005, 05:56 AM)

Just to clear things up in advance; this post was directed at barend, not madam corvax, who posted in whilst I was typing. Because it could cause some strife otherwise.

Edit - I would like to assure you all as well that this is a pure coincidence...

This post has been edited by Madam Corvax: 05 July 2005 - 06:50 AM