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Three bank robberies for Iowa town... Thursday, August 5, 2004

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Posted 05 August 2004 - 10:30 AM

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Three bank robberies for Iowa town during Bush, Kerry visits
Thursday, August 5, 2004

DAVENPORT, Iowa (CNN) -- Three banks in this town were robbed Wednesday while President Bush and Democratic challenger John Kerry hosted rival campaign rallies, police said.

Davenport Police Lt. Don Gano said all three armed robberies appear to have been "coordinated" to coincide with the campaign visits. Bush and Kerry held events blocks apart.

http://www.cnn.com/2...ries/index.html


THREE??!? Does this mean that Bush robbed two banks and Kerry robbed one or vice versa?
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Posted 05 August 2004 - 10:40 AM

Perhaps Cheney took one for himself?
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Posted 05 August 2004 - 08:28 PM

I'm profoundly disappointed at the lack of the word "heist" in that headline or story.
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Posted 05 August 2004 - 08:40 PM

Kerry obviously robbed two. You never know what those free-wheeling liberals are up to.
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Posted 05 August 2004 - 09:10 PM

that's the way...
I'd be proud of that.
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Posted 05 August 2004 - 09:25 PM

Silly goofs. We all know it was Hollywood Dave.
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Posted 05 August 2004 - 11:35 PM

No no, it was the mole-people in conjunction with Batboy!
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Posted 07 August 2004 - 12:34 AM

Isn't it always?
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Posted 07 August 2004 - 02:01 AM

I can't help but think that those folks are innovative and intelligent and clearly put some thought into that plan. However the reaction on the minds of most ignorant americans would be this:

TERRORISTS DUN IT!

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Posted 08 August 2004 - 07:15 PM

QUOTE (Slade @ Aug 6 2004, 04:35 AM)
No no, it was the mole-people in conjunction with Batboy!

My gods, Slade. Don't you know anything about current events? Bat Boy is one of the good guys! Bat Boy took a bullet for the president! Bat Boy captured Osama Bin Laden! Why on Earth would Bat Boy rob banks?

The mole-people, maybe. They had the motive, and they definitely had the means.

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TERRORISTS DUN IT!

Don't you mean "Terrorists dun did it"?
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