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RETURN OF THE JEDI Another Cinema Outing With JYAMG.

#1 Just your average movie goer

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Posted 03 August 2004 - 11:20 AM

A slightly different type of film from my last effort. This is a little bit like a re-make but not quite. This is how Return of the Jedi would have played out, if I had been one of the protagonists in the movie. It's a lot shorter than the original movie though - but it's better for you. I hope you enjoy it.

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Posted 03 August 2004 - 11:36 AM

Bravo!

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Posted 03 August 2004 - 11:40 AM

bellismo!

It's true. Luke was more of a spineless shit to send in all his pals ahead of him, rather than go in and do it himself.

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Posted 03 August 2004 - 12:24 PM

LOVED IT!!!

I had always wondered why Luke and Co. were horsing around on a foreign planet
when they could have just blew the reactor and called it a day.

nice, JYAMG!

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Posted 03 August 2004 - 01:25 PM

You're sick JYAMG! But in a good way....

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Posted 03 August 2004 - 03:26 PM

Good Work, Movie Goer.

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Posted 03 August 2004 - 07:09 PM

Thank you, everyone. I'm glad you all enjoyed it.

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Posted 03 August 2004 - 09:30 PM

but then they replaced this guy...

with this dude...

the new Emeror...
Darth Ingyoudo.

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Posted 03 August 2004 - 10:16 PM

Mate, paintbrush is all I've been using. You've just gotta find images that are relatively easy to past together. I think I'm getting the hang of this pastiche business. There's a few tricks I've been picking up to make it easier.

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Posted 04 August 2004 - 12:12 AM

What you need, Barend, is a picture of yourself at night, or in a dark room, in blue lighting. Find such an image - and you will have no trouble at all matching it under the Emperor's hood.

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Posted 04 August 2004 - 12:14 AM

JYAMG, - I really enjoyed your movie! I think that this speaks even stronger in the debate why ROTJ is not a good film than all the bickering. Why it has never occurred to me that a collective effort might have worked better than sending people one by one? Silly me.

BTW, can I have a line in one of your next efforts (some Special Edition, you know?) It can read like that:
"Women of this country leant long ago... People who screw up their childhood memories can still die upon them.. I fear neither your rabid fans, nor your henchmen, Lucas!"

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Posted 04 August 2004 - 12:25 AM

I have photos that would have looked better or even perfect in there...
I just thought i should stick with my av. as you more or less did.

plus it looks more comical this way...

as for photoshop, I'm a master. but i'm at work... and we don't have it here.

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Posted 04 August 2004 - 12:28 AM

Why thank you, Madam Corvax. It's very kind of you to say so.

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BTW, can I have a line in one of your next efforts (some Special Edition, you know?) It can read like that:
"Women of this country leant long ago... People who screw up their childhood memories can still die upon them.. I fear neither your rabid fans, nor your henchmen, Lucas!"

Hmmm.... I think I could probably do that.

And I'm sure I could find enough cool Eowyn pictures on the internet to give you an actual role in it. Would you like to attack Rick McCallum with a lightsaber? Many of us would.

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Posted 04 August 2004 - 02:00 AM

Grrrrrrreeeatt!!

Anyway, I'm writing this short story with Chefelf and you in it. I should be finished with it by tonight... or tomorrow, I'm not sure. It makes fun of George Lucas and CGI in general.

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Posted 04 August 2004 - 10:05 AM

Great - now where's the Movie Goer version of A New Hope?

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The sandpeople had women and children. We know this because Anakin killed them how could he tell? The children might be smaller but I never saw a sandperson with breasts. Did they hike their skirts and show him some leg or something?

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Also, I can see the point of wanting to kidnap a human and use her as a slave, but they didn't. They tied her to a flimsy easel for a month. It's assumed they had to feed and give her water. What for? Was she purely ornamental? I can understand them wanting the droids, you can sell those for a lot of money, but a chick who's only skills are finding non-existand mushrooms and getting randomly pregnant, you're not going to get much.

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