[Chefelf]

Man Caught with 177 Cigarette Packs in Trousers
Fri Nov 28, 8:58 AM ET  Add Oddly Enough - Reuters to My Yahoo!

BERLIN (Reuters) - German police have arrested a shoplifter who aroused suspicion by waddling through a supermarket with 177 cigarette packets in his trousers.

"He'd filled his trousers in the truest sense of the word," a police spokesman for the western town of Olpe said Friday. "They were so full of stolen goods he could hardly walk."

The thief, in his twenties, was helped by three accomplices who formed a protective shield by holding newspapers in front of the man and his bulging trousers, police said.

Staff alerted police, who arrested the four as they attempted to transfer the loot into their car.

http://story.news.ya...any_trousers_dc

"He'd filled his trousers in the truest sense of the word."

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

[Despondent]

"filled his trousers" ok. which sense comes to mind?

sight?

sound?

touch?

smell?

I'm omitting one (in the sense of...)

[looktothesky]

LOL!!
"waddling"...

[Bananer]

That is hilarious!
Gotta love dumb criminals

[Ninja Duck]

They should put up a sign that says, "Help keep cigarette prices low! Stuffing packs into your pants is a no-no!"

[sinister grinner]

dumb criminals. there once was a thief, who broke into someone's house. he was about to leave with his loot, when he saw their baby grand piano. he liked it so much that, no he didn't try to steal it, instead he started to play it. out loud. he was put in prison.

[Bananer]

haha that's just really dumb.

[Reader]

That's the greatest story ever told!! The man goes into a house to steal stuff, but instead ends up making beautiful music. Go figure.

[Heccubus]

He was a true gentlemanly thief, like Lupin III or something.

[barend]

i have a friend who had is car stereo stolen. they broke in, took out the stereo, but removed the tape, found the case in the glove box and put the tape back in it's case and left the tape in it's case on the passangers seat.

[platinum_child]

What a loser, I distinctly remember asking my smuggler to get 200 packs, I can't sell odd lots on the black market or to the local prison system. I remember the golden days of smuggling when I could get at least 4 condoms full of heroin easily across most borders, kind of disheartining actually. I also had a smuggler that gould do the Kessel run in less than 6 parsecs, what has happened to this lost art?