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Attack of the Movie Goer

#1 Just your average movie goer

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Posted 01 August 2004 - 01:16 AM

ATTACK OF THE MOVIE GOER Rated PG

Coming soon to a cinema near you.

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Posted 01 August 2004 - 04:20 AM

Surely that should be 'Revenge of the Movie Goer'?

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The sandpeople had women and children. We know this because Anakin killed them how could he tell? The children might be smaller but I never saw a sandperson with breasts. Did they hike their skirts and show him some leg or something?

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Also, I can see the point of wanting to kidnap a human and use her as a slave, but they didn't. They tied her to a flimsy easel for a month. It's assumed they had to feed and give her water. What for? Was she purely ornamental? I can understand them wanting the droids, you can sell those for a lot of money, but a chick who's only skills are finding non-existand mushrooms and getting randomly pregnant, you're not going to get much.

- J m HofMarN on the Sand People

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Posted 01 August 2004 - 06:47 AM

Cool, go get em'!

Till next time stay cool :Cool:

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Posted 01 August 2004 - 06:59 AM

Or atleast The Movie Goer Strikes Back.

The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
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Posted 01 August 2004 - 09:17 AM

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Posted 01 August 2004 - 09:02 PM

>>The Adventures of Heinrich Von Bastard<< (A Web Comic)

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Posted 01 August 2004 - 09:23 PM

"F**kin' A, Bubba."

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Posted 02 August 2004 - 12:16 AM

Why thank you. Thank you very much.

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Posted 02 August 2004 - 12:59 AM

And coming in the 2005 -

In this one, I go after Rick McCallum and infiltrate Skywalker Ranch to halt the production of continuing travesties against Star Wars and restore the original movies to DVD... after rescuing Princess Leia from a (most probably) CGI Jabba the Hutt.

RETURN OF THE MOVIE GOER Rated PG

#10 Just your average movie goer

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Posted 02 August 2004 - 01:01 AM

Does anyone else in Lucas' hierachy need an ass-kicking?

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Posted 02 August 2004 - 04:27 AM

Johnathan Hales- Screen writer for PT!

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Posted 02 August 2004 - 05:58 AM

Very well. Jonathan Hales is going down next in ...

#13 Just your average movie goer

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Posted 02 August 2004 - 06:46 AM

Here's a little preview to keep you going until the release of the first film...

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Posted 02 August 2004 - 07:08 AM

Dude you should start a web comic series on this with sean bean as the main character. I think it would be funny.

You could do this.

Re-create a scene of any movie that sucked, have sean bean (JYAMG) jump in and to somthing like point on the probelms with scripts and kill people.

I'm not sure how much time you have, but the animation could be cheap cut and paste so that would not be burden.

Oh SMEG. What the smeggity smegs has smeggins done? He smeggin killed me. - Lister of Smeg, space bum

#15 Just your average movie goer

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Posted 02 August 2004 - 09:16 AM

The thought had occured to me. Maybe I couldn't do long-running web comics but could probably do some short image sequences in the Movie Forum perhaps.

Thanks for the support.