[K1NGWARREN]

Army rations rehydrated by urine
Saturday, July 24, 2004

Would you eat food cooked in your own urine? Food scientists working for the US military have developed a dried food ration that troops can hydrate by adding the filthiest of muddy swamp water or even peeing on it.

The ration comes in a pouch containing a filter that removes 99.9 per cent of bacteria and most toxic chemicals from the water used to rehydrate it, according to the Combat Feeding Directorate, part of the US Army Soldier Systems Center in Natick, Massachusetts. This is the same organisation that created the "indestructible sandwich" that will stay fresh for three years.

http://www.newscient...p?id=ns99996185

Upside: free boob job.
Downside: worst sandwich ever.

[Chyld]

One word:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!

[Rory]

Two words: Delicious Delicious

[barend]

two words...

preservative (211)
sugar


alot of fucking sugar!!!

[J m HofMarN]

They also created the everlasting gob stopper.

[reiner]

The snozberries really DO taste like snozberries

[Slade]

Three words "most toxic chemicals." I'd hate to be the guy who gets stuck with what it doesn't filter out.

But if you have enough water to pee, why not just dump some on your food to begin with?

[J m HofMarN]

You see this is why we're winning the war, we're not focusing a damned bit. The rebels are over there making maps and graphs and blueprints about how to kill us and meanwhile we're here inventing indestructible sandwhiches that likely taste like crap and will only be used for projectiles. If the terrorists spent their time and money like this we'd have absolutely nothing to worry about:

Terrorist 1: Hail great leader of the wuffi zubbi jyhadists, I've brought you the reports on our terrorist activities.

Terrorist leader: I'm sure allah will smile on you, fifty virgins, yadda yadda, let me see... Hey... Wait a minute... Fifty million dinars to research exploding cheese?

Terrorist 1: Yes yes, it will keep for two years even in the desert heat of wherever we are.

Terrorist leader: You bought Ipods for all of your researchers?

Terrorist 1: Of course, we needed them to research.

Terrorist leader: Erm, sure... Wait what's this? You've developed a way we can turn our shit into candy bars?

Terrorist 1: Yes, we put half our yearly budget into that.

Terrorist leader: Do they at least kill infidels?

Terrorist 1: No, but they don't taste very good...

Terrorist leader: I'm going to stone you to death and Allah is going to kick your ass for eternity. I mean, damn! Have you blown up a single thing this year?

Terrorist 1: Well, no but EAGH you threw a rock at me.

Terrorist 2: At least the exploding cheese is tast... -KABOOM-