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Michael Jackson to Be Father of Quadruplets Tuesday, July 20, 2004

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Posted 21 July 2004 - 04:11 AM

A four thousand dollar a night hotel room? What the fuck? I work in a high class hotel and our best room comes at 300 a night or so. That gets a hot tub, a bottle of cognac, chocolates and dvds... I cant iamgine what 4000 dollars a night buys. If it's what I think it is I guess 100 of it could go for the room, another hundred for the school boy outfit and the other 3800 would go towards counciling for the poor bell boy...

I think the saddest part here is that Jackson isn't likely to do stuff to his own kids, and that this isnt the last we'll hear of this because there are actually parents out there who will fuggin let their children be alone with Michael Jackson. I'd rather have Hannibal Lector babysit... Come to think of it he dosn't seem to like child molesters, maybe it's best that someone arrange a meeting. "Try this Michael, try cutting off your nose and feeding it to the dogs... What the devil?... You already cut it off!"

As much as he deserves it for what he seems to do I think the parents are without a doubt the most guilty party. Whatever time Jackson gets the parents of the children should get twice that time and for most of it they should be made to write "I will not let my child sleep with pedophiles" over and over again on the world's largest chalk board.

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Posted 25 July 2004 - 10:40 AM

Ok, since nobody else said it, I'll say it:

Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the Jackson Four!
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Posted 25 July 2004 - 10:21 PM

but he's already got a son...
so it IS the Jackson Juniour five!
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