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Michael Jackson to Be Father of Quadruplets Tuesday, July 20, 2004

#1 K1NGWARREN

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Posted 20 July 2004 - 02:35 PM

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Report: Michael Jackson to Be Father of Quadruplets
Tuesday, July 20, 2004

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Pop star Michael Jackson, facing a trial on child molestation charges, is about to become a father to four more children -- quadruplets -- by way of a surrogate mother, Us Weekly magazine reported on Tuesday.

Citing unnamed sources close to the self-proclaimed "King of Pop," the magazine said Jackson recently spent time with the pregnant mother-to-be in Florida, where he stayed in a $4,000-a-night luxury hotel suite in Miami Beach.

http://story.news.ya...ople_jackson_dc

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Posted 20 July 2004 - 02:44 PM

He's going to have to hire some engineers to rig up some sort of elaborate dangling-babies-off-the-balcony contraption toute suite!

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Posted 20 July 2004 - 02:51 PM

To quote Jon Stewart:

"A baby! Let's give 'im a baby!"

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Posted 20 July 2004 - 07:33 PM

Yikes.

Just...yikes.

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Post icon Posted 20 July 2004 - 09:37 PM

The guy doesn’t need any more kids, he need therapy.
Lots and lots of therapy.....

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Posted 20 July 2004 - 10:20 PM

surrogate mother???

yes, wanting lots of children and refusing to have sex with women, should really help his case at this point!!!

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Posted 20 July 2004 - 10:24 PM

He doesn't need therapy.

He needs a lobotomy.

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Posted 20 July 2004 - 10:42 PM

He doesn't need a lobotomy.

He needs a sun tan.

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Posted 20 July 2004 - 11:05 PM

He doesn’t need a sun tan.

He needs to be locked away for his own good and the good of the neighborhood children or something along those lines.

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Posted 20 July 2004 - 11:33 PM

yay!!!

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Posted 20 July 2004 - 11:41 PM

Agreed!

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Posted 21 July 2004 - 12:06 AM

I’m glad you guys see things my way and i guess you will all agree that we must catch Michael Jackson.

Now my plan is real easy.

We dig a big hole and cover it with newspapers, then we place a small boy in front of the trap and we wait for Michael to come.

Then when he falls into the hole we throw a net over it or something and bury him behind a KFC. (Also note that when I say we I mean you.)

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Posted 21 July 2004 - 12:19 AM

Er...

How about I just beat him to death with a shovel, then dump his body in a ditch?

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Posted 21 July 2004 - 12:43 AM

he doesnt need

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to be locked away for his own good and the good of the neighborhood children or something along those lines.

...oh wait YES HE DOES!

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Posted 21 July 2004 - 01:12 AM

1. if you do kill him i want to take over his ownership of the copyright to all the beatles songs.

you guys can split his billions however you want...

2. the reast of the jackson family be banned from the entertainment industry (except jermain)

3. i'm really chuffed, that my smilie link worked...

4. the money recovered from the neverland closing down sale should go to BlackIsle to make Fallout 3.