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#31 A Mighty Pirate

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Posted 16 July 2004 - 05:29 AM

Aging Frog hippie vs. Depressed Cow Mime!

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Posted 16 July 2004 - 10:16 AM

The cow mearly has to step on the frog...or just wait till it dies.

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Posted 16 July 2004 - 10:29 AM

but skellitons are harder to hit because there is less to hit...

a bullet in the head should kill a zombie... but you really have to smash a skelliton!!

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Posted 16 July 2004 - 10:37 AM

Yeah, lacking a bludgeoning weapon, you'd be hard put to kill a skeleton. And if it was walking, we could assume that its held together by magic, and who knows how strong that is. The zombie, on the other had, is held together by maggot-ridden muscles, which aren't all that great.

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Posted 16 July 2004 - 10:40 AM

you stab a skellington in chest and run him through, but are too likley to still hit nothing!!!

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Posted 16 July 2004 - 02:50 PM

Well, yeah, but one good bitch-slap and that thing's head will come right off!

Oh, and depressed cow mime.

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Posted 16 July 2004 - 09:15 PM

goul sex offender vs werewolf mugger

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Posted 16 July 2004 - 09:33 PM

Hmmm...would the werewolf only turn during the full moon, or can it turn during times of negative stress (I've heard of that...)? And if the former, is the fight going on during the full moon?

If it's the latter or a full moon, my money's on the werewolf.

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Posted 17 July 2004 - 12:20 PM

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can it turn during times of negative stress (I've heard of that...)?

you're thinking of the HULK

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Posted 17 July 2004 - 03:48 PM

No, no, no I've definitely heard that somewhere before...It's just been a very long time since I did any research on this kind of thing...I used to be nearly an expert, I honestly don't know what happened to me.

I feel stupid now.

(*sigh*)

I dunno, maybe I've watched too much TV...

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Posted 17 July 2004 - 08:42 PM

I would go for the Ghoul.

Next....

Scorpion vs. Praying Mantis!

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#42 Jane Sherwood

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Posted 17 July 2004 - 09:53 PM

Hmmmm...I like mantises, but I'd have to go with the scorpion just because of its tail...

vs.

Go, psycho-smilie, go.

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Posted 11 January 2005 - 11:14 AM

because that

is obviously trying to make the

sick by sneezing on him, and the balcava would protect him from illness long enough to dish out some ninja style ass whooping:

The age old battle:
God vs Santa

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#44 Jane Sherwood

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Posted 11 January 2005 - 12:08 PM

It's not sneezing, it's mad with rage! It's screaming its head off and getting ready to kick some ass!

"KILL!"

Here's another idea!

vs.

Or for that matter,

vs. any of the smilies. Kick their asses little pirate smilie! Arrrrrrrrr!

This post has been edited by Jane Sherwood: 11 January 2005 - 12:13 PM

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