Everyone I know has iPods, whereas I made a better investment in a Rio Karma and some Shure canalphones for the same price and much better quality. Just how smug should I act?
Yours,
Sir SmuggySmugSmug
Dear Sir SmuggySmugSmug,
there is an equasion to follow.
for every alotment of $20 you spent under the cost of an ipod, add a unit.
for every alotment of $20 you spent over the cost of an ipod, subtract a unit.*
for every gigabite over the average quantity of your friends ipods, add a unit
for every gigabite under the average quantity of your friends ipods, subtract a unit
*(note: 'shure' make excellent audio equipment, do not include the cost of them as they count as a superior purchase no matter what)
for every unit you have earned, you should treat as a military rank over your friends. they are privates (if you are in the posatives).
if you made corporal, just know that you are better then them, and act like you are incharge. if you made sergent, then yell at them and make them do pushups when they displease you. i think you get the idea....
the master of social heirachy and smugnition
barend
I'm nearly at 1000 posts, are you proud?
signed,
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b4r3nd
Merely Mortal,
you ask a question with an obvious answer...
the secret affiliated with eternal life is the location of the fountain of youth.
happy?
What is the best way to put out a fire - that may or may not be caused by illegal substances - without alerting the authorities?
Signed,
I'm not doing drugs...
Dear I'm not doing drugs...,
geeze... didn't you learn anything in fire safty class?
if it is some sort of electrical fire or greese fire, throw water at it...
it is some sort of water fire, throw some electricity or greese at it...
if it some sort of narcotic substance that has been left too near to an open flame, you should probably let it burn until the evidence is gone, then throw water at it.
if it is a fireworks misshap, just sit back and enjoy the show...
pyrotechnically yours
Barend