ASK BAREND... the Bad Advice collumn
#123
Posted 15 May 2005 - 08:29 PM
How could Floppydisk not know I was refering to his question
Signed
Still bitter today
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#124
Posted 15 May 2005 - 08:55 PM
dear al;dhla;gh,
yes. yes he was...
how does that make you feel?
he only got away with it because he used to play football. (yeah, that's right... it was never a 'black' thing). when you're a football player you can beat up women in pubs and kill your own wife.
ofcourse she was cheating on him... and would have left him and taken half his cash... so i guess he did the right thing.
your hetrocidal maniac
Barend
How do you cope with having to listen to stupid questions?
Signed
Bitter today
dear sweet bitter today,
you mean, like...
"How do you cope with having to listen to stupid questions?"
yours ly
Barend
yes but i zinged him for you, so you wouldn't look too stupid....
Dear My Biggest Fan,
i eat lots of meat and i hit people.
that's the secret!
How could Floppydisk not know I was refering to his question
Signed
Still bitter today
this will require more research....
i'll get back to you on it.
Barend
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#125
Posted 16 May 2005 - 10:19 AM
Everyone I know is fucking addicted to that audio-visual sack of garbage, "The OC". Killing them leaves me with no drinking partners, so how do I deprogram them all on a budget?
Yours,
A Sole Bastion Of Sanity In A Sea Of Insanity
This post has been edited by Chyld: 16 May 2005 - 10:19 AM
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#127
Posted 16 May 2005 - 07:29 PM
Everyone I know is fucking addicted to that audio-visual sack of garbage, "The OC". Killing them leaves me with no drinking partners, so how do I deprogram them all on a budget?
Yours,
A Sole Bastion Of Sanity In A Sea Of Insanity
Dear A Sole...
kill the makers of the OC...
why do you want drink with a bunch of dawson creek muther fuckers anyway?
they're just going to talk about the show when two or more of them are around anyway...
fuck'em.
moove to australia, we'll go drinking, and start fights with those felicity watching freaks!!!
O beligerent one
Barend
Arrgh, me ass itches, butI only got two hooks for hands! What should I do?
Signed,
Hooky the Hooker
Dear Hooky the Hooker,
what are your hooks blunt?
sharpen them up and start scratching!!!
why do you think they make hooks in the first place?
Your stating-the-obvious friend
Barend
This post has been edited by barend: 16 May 2005 - 07:30 PM
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#130
Posted 17 May 2005 - 09:27 PM
dear ....me,
'Youyyouindie' is the opposite of mexico.
Me -op- You (personal)
'X' -op- 'Y' (co-ordinates)
I -op- You (personal again)
Co. -op- Indie (business/social nature= company (Co.) and Independant (Indie))
thus... YouYyouindie
or Canada, aye.
(or the medeteranian sea... think about it)
the geographiscope
Barend
i really need a gas pump to help me think of a question but i cant find one! please tell me where one is
signed
OH MY GOD IM GONNA DIE!
Dear O.M.G.I.G.D
go to your nearst 'gas station' and pour gasoline all over yourself to cleanse away all negative thought, then walk to the nearest constrution site that is using and angle grinder... the bright sparks will keep you distracted from your stress.
your looking at his watch buddy
barend.
This post has been edited by barend: 17 May 2005 - 09:28 PM
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#132
Posted 18 May 2005 - 06:37 PM
I've been having relationships for several months... Or before baby Alex was concieved. I truly do believe that our relationship is doomed, and have been in that faith for a long long time. I also, yesterday, kissed my boss's sister and I feel no guilt over it as I already plan to break up with Perla. Am I a wicked evil person and do I need a reality check?
Pétur the Worm
#134
Posted 18 May 2005 - 07:53 PM
Its eight hours until my exam, I've done no revision, need sleep, and have become somewhat illegaly intoxicated. Can you slip me anything that might help with Greek Philosophy exams?
Yours,
Red Eyes See No Future
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