QUOTE (StantheGarbageMan @ Oct 27 2005, 09:33 AM)
Dear Barend,
Why does my math teacher say 'Pie R squared'? Pie are not square! Pie are circles! Cake is sometimes square, so are brownies! So why isn't it 'Cake/Brownie R Squared?'
Dear ...uh.. confused,
that observation is awsome!!!
you should be teaching that math class! (but not english).
B
QUOTE (WalkingCarpet @ Oct 27 2005, 09:40 AM)
Dear Barend me old cock-a-leeky-mate-flap-sparrow-cockney-rhyming-bollocks,
May I usurp you and direct Stan here.....
Pie R square. Pie R nice too.Regards,
U. Surper
Dear U. Surper...
you may.
Barend your old cock-a-leeky-mate-flap-sparrow-cockney-rhyming-bollocks.
QUOTE (Mirithorn @ Oct 27 2005, 09:46 AM)
Dear Barend,
I am attending a certain Dark Lord Otal's party in the near future. Since it is a costume party, I decided I'd try to be clever and dress up as a paladin. When I reached his castle, to my horror, I found that a number of other guests were wearing exactly the same costume! What can I do to make this situation less embarassing?
-Socially Concious Villain
dear Socially Concious Villain,
i'd say wait it out...
i don't think they'll be there for much longer...
oh... and if otal offers to show you his basement, take a rain check.
taking care of business
Barend.
QUOTE (Dorothy @ Oct 27 2005, 09:55 AM)
Dear barend.
An aquaintance of mine (a dark lord) is having a party, and it seems that everyone except me is invited. How can I let them know that talking about the party that I am not welcome at in front of me is rude, and hurtful? And how can I exact my revenge on this group?
Lonely-ly yours,
Heartbroken in Hoboken.
Dear Heartbroken in Hoboken,
my invite says "+ other" so be ready in five minutes...
and for Baal's sake don't go as a paladin.
Barend.
QUOTE (Zatoichi @ Oct 27 2005, 10:07 AM)
Dear barend,
Some henchmen are attempting to cut off our balls and feed them to us. On top of that, we still haven't found the anti-hero collection. I was wondering if you could point us in the right direction. Also, if you may know where the lord of this manor is at, I would like to file a complaint. His followers didn't even let us think that are diguises had worked. That is some very sloppy villainy if you ask me.
Heroically yours
-annoying do-gooder
Dear annoying do-gooder,
drink some more of the non-alcoholic punch and everything will be fine...
oh and FYI once your vision fades out, ignor that bone sawing sound...
that's just eh... renovations.
yes that will do...-your good friend Barend
PARTY SAVERRRR...
QUOTE (Coco @ Oct 27 2005, 10:16 AM)
Dear barend:
By orders of my Majesty the Dark Lord Otal, I'm leading a band of guards in a chase of some do-gooders with the objective of feeding them with their balls, prior cutting them free from their bodies. I was wondering, what appliance could I use to make my task enjoyable, easy, not-cliche, and really painful for them, all at the same time?
Yours truly,
Hechman of Dark Lord Otal
dearest Hechman of Dark Lord Otal,
a meat tenderizer! a hammer! or posibbly, for ironic value, a shrimping spork!!!
Barend.
QUOTE (Emu @ Oct 27 2005, 11:06 AM)
Dear Barend,
I can't find my packet of smokes. Do you have any idea where it went?
Yours,
John McLane
Dear John,
eh... i think alan rickman has them...
yes... go kill alan.
barend
QUOTE (Otal Nimrodi @ Oct 27 2005, 02:47 PM)
Dear Barend.
Amongst the Paladins and wizards, I saw my friend Mirithorn. Has she betrayed me? Did she think that she was being clever dressing as a paladin? And do you know why mail coaches no longer deliver to Dorothy's house?
Lord Otal the Dark.
Dear Lord Otal the Dark,
Mirithorn? yeah, possibly, i whatever...
as for the mail coaches...
it's hard to say... it is a long mail route to her place...
let's see...
first there's Gerald the cannibal's hut, then Morkunuhs the Hellhound breeder's place, there's also Krunchor the angry dragon, Baal god of murder, Grug the mailman eater, Horgart the flayer, not to mention Azuruth the coach exploder, before you get finnally get to the house of Dorothy the better-be-wearing-something-skimpy-when-i-get-there.
so who knows...?
-Barend.
This post has been edited by barend: 27 October 2005 - 07:24 PM