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Manic Monkey Moves Back into Bondage Monday, June 27, 2005

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Posted 27 June 2005 - 12:28 PM

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Escaped Monkey Must Not Like Life On Outside; Returns To Zoo
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SAN DIEGO --  Freedom isn't all that great. At least to one escaped monkey.

Takala, a golden-bellied mangabey, got out of the new monkey exhibit at the San Diego Zoo Friday. But he was found less than an hour later, waiting to get back inside.

Zookeepers said they were searching for Takala, when they opened an outside door to the monkey exhibit and he walked right in. Officials had moved visitors away from the area while searching for the monkey.

Officials said Takala escaped through a hole in the netting around the enclosure. But they're not sure if Takala actually made the hole or just found it.

The $28 million Monkey Trails and Forest Tales exhibit opened this month and has been promoted by the zoo as a more natural and visitor-friendly setting than its original monkey habitat.

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Must have left his smokes in his cage, poor monkey.

Thanks to floppydisk for this one! Although bizarrly enough, I had found it before him, and was going to stick it up myself...
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Posted 27 June 2005 - 01:40 PM

Speaking of smoking monkies, I saw footage of a monkey that stole someone's cigarette and was smoking it up. Then he flung poo at the camera and actually hit it right on the lens. He even threw it underhand.
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Posted 27 June 2005 - 07:47 PM

they're marksmen of hurled feces, there's no question about that...

that story's great...
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Posted 28 June 2005 - 12:56 AM

What, they actually do throw poo? I always assumed it was a stupid and overused stereotype.
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Posted 28 June 2005 - 01:06 AM

Not just poo...

Ahh - once you're out, you just want in - reminds me of my senile hound.
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Posted 28 June 2005 - 09:36 AM

Hey, I bet he had the life. Nothing to do but sit around all day, he gets fed, and he doesn't have to worry about tigers eating him.
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Posted 28 June 2005 - 07:27 PM

QUOTE (SimeSublime @ Jun 28 2005, 12:56 AM)
What, they actually do throw poo?


the second it comes out... catch and hurl!
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