AAAAAAAAARGH! GodDAMMIT! If it's not one thing, it's another! First we lose the loot, then Floppy's Pecker, and now this! We haven't got your bloody washing machine! Do you understand the words coming out of my mouth?! NO. WASHING. MACHINE. Sonofabitch...
(*Carefully, she pulls an extra bandana out of one of her pockets and tightly binds her wounded arm before switching her sword to her left hand*)
You've only got one kidney now, matey, and I'm about to rip it out with my bare hands - along with a few other vital organs to feed to the sharks.
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