If they were the good guys:
blackadder would be han solo
baldrick would be chewbacca
George would be Luke skywalker
Melchitt would be Obiwan kenobi
Queeny would be princess leia
Flashart would be Biggs
Percy would be C3-P0
Nursey would be R2-D2
If they were the bad guys:
Blackadder would be Piet
Baldrick would be Baldrick
Melchit would be Darth Vader
Queeny would be the Emporer
Percy/darling would be Neida
George would be an officer under Piet
the Baby Eating Bishop of BArton Wells would be Jabba the hut
Flashard would be Bobba FEtt
haha queenie as the emperor, genius. I guess as the worlds ultimate cynic Blackadder would make a great Han Solo...
Ben KeMelchett: is it a fast ship?
Han Blackadder: you've never heard of the Millenium Falcon?
Ben: Well not as such no, you see I'm something of a herm--
Han: wellll is it a fast ship? boys, let me tell you my ship is so fast... that blows the wigs off aliens two galaxies over, ...my ship is sooo fast that it when I floor it, it just completely disintergrates
Georgie Skywalker: My isn't this exciting!
Han: it's going to cost you something extra, 10,000, all in advance
Skywalker: 10,000? ..my that seems rather a lot, why we could almost just sort of buy our own ship for that
Han: who's going to fly it...
you?
Skywalker: well I--
Han: listen you couldn't fly a ship if someone scooped out your brain... replaced it with a computer... glued your hands to the controls and then paid someone else half a million credits to do all the flying for you...
ok so I'm not very funny, anybody else want to give it a try?