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Back in college, the theme was hilltop holidays. My building's holiday was Christmas.
I took my red motorscooter, did it up and a buddy and I dressed up as elves.
(Jingle Bells, Zenge's Elves)
Pizza hut gave us 30 pounds of mints, which we hurled by the handful (into the crowd, at the band head on at full speed)
untethered, we rode up the parade, down the parade, within and around the floats, bands and spirit teams. We even got into formation with the shriners for a bit.
so, yeah. gotta appreciate quick manuvering.
(and we made the alumni newsletter. nice pic.)
(we didn't win for we didn't stick to parade placement.)
NASCAR drivers are spoiled boys who try to pretend they're michael Jordan.
And I've a hunch it's all scripted anyway. At least pro wrestlers are athletes.
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