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Christ Denied Right to Drive Sunday, June 5, 2005

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Posted 04 June 2005 - 10:55 PM

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Jesus Christ in legal battle for driver’s license
The Associated Press
Updated: 7:15 a.m. ET May 10, 2005


Mr. Christ’s name on passport, but he faces challenge in W.Va.

CHARLESTON, W.Va. - Even Jesus Christ can’t circumvent the rules for getting a driver’s license in West Virginia.

Attempts to prove his name really is Christ have led the man born as Peter Robert Phillips Jr. through a lengthy legal battle and a recent victory in the District of Columbia Court of Appeals.

“This all started with him expressing his faith and his respect and love for Jesus Christ,” attorney A.P. Pishevar told The Associated Press. “Now he needs to document it for legal reasons.”

Described by his attorney as a white-haired businessman in his mid-50s, Christ is moving to West Virginia to enjoy a slower lifestyle. He bought property near Lost River, about 100 miles west of Washington, and has a U.S. passport, Social Security card and Washington driver’s license bearing the name Jesus Christ.

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But he still falls short of West Virginia title and license transfer requirements because his Florida birth certificate has his original name on it and he has been unable to obtain an official name change in Washington.

“We just need official documentation that that’s his name,” said Doug Stump, commissioner of the West Virginia Division of Motor Vehicles. “He will be treated no different than anybody else.”

Christ applied for the legal name change in May 2003, but it was denied by District of Columbia Superior Court Judge Tim Murphy because “taking the name of Jesus Christ may provoke a violent reaction or may significantly offend people.”

In his appeal, Christ’s attorney argued that Phillips had changed his name to Jesus Christ 15 years earlier, and “has been using the name since then without incident.”

The appeals court last month sent the name-change proposal back to the lower court, saying some required hearings in the case had not been held.

Any comment from the man in the middle of this legal tussle?

“Christ is not speaking to the press at this time,” Pishevar said.

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That's Christ's problem. He doesn't speak to the press enough.
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Posted 04 June 2005 - 11:22 PM

Second coming of christ is being delayed by his license issues.
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Posted 05 June 2005 - 01:11 AM

“We just need official documentation that that’s his name,”

thou shall not test the lord your god...
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Posted 05 June 2005 - 04:59 AM

The thing is, what would he say to Jesus in heaven? "hey, same name!"
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Posted 05 June 2005 - 12:53 PM

That's great. The only reason they're making a big deal about this is because his name is Jesus Christ.
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Posted 05 June 2005 - 09:09 PM

No-one has ever had a problem with men legally changing their names to Mohammad, and Jesus is already out there. I suppose he was denied for the last name "Christ." I wonder could he take baby steps toward it, and go for a name that is phonetically Christs, but spelled differently? Or "Jesus Chris" or "Jesus Christian?"
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Posted 08 June 2005 - 01:01 AM

Jesus Kriste?

This is one retarded thing... What's with people renaming themselves Mohammed and Jesus anyway?*

*Though if I ever have children (just thinking about this is borderline absurdity at the moment), and one is a daughter, her first name shall be Eris after Our Lady of Discord, but more to be unique and cool than because I'm obsessed with the goddess.
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Posted 14 June 2005 - 01:56 AM

I think its ok for Muslims to do it because it seems to be a popular name and noone's claiming to be THE muhammad. I think only celebrities can do it like Moses Brown and Madonna.

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Posted 14 June 2005 - 08:39 PM

or barend
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Posted 15 June 2005 - 09:38 PM

Hmmm that would be an interesting fight. Sting VS Barend VS Madonna in a fight to the death.

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Posted 16 June 2005 - 12:31 PM

Jesus. Everything fights barend after a while...

How about barend versus Jesus?
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Posted 16 June 2005 - 02:02 PM

Jesus has a lower post count than Barend...

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Posted 16 June 2005 - 02:02 PM

Not that Jesus, the one that's been dead for 2000 years.
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Posted 16 June 2005 - 02:11 PM

That one has an even lower post count than the other.

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Posted 27 June 2005 - 09:12 PM

Technically, couldn't this new 'reincarnation' of our lord and saviour claim at least some of Jesus' reward in heavan.
From bible school days I recall something about Jesus sitting next to God while the Holy Spirit served drinks ...
Perhaps this new Jesus could argue equal seating rights, or at least a spot in the front row.
Now that I think of it I am changing my name to George W, the one true redeemer
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