[barend]

this is just a quick point i wanted to make.

i hope that anikan doen't kill tyranus/doku.

i think Christopher deserves a better exit from this trilogy. like chasing down yoda, all the way to the dagobar system and having it our there, explainig why the dark side dwells in a cave there.

maybe? huh?

[Chefelf]

Well Zahn explained in his first three books how the cave was the leftover "Force shadow" of some great battle between Yoda and a dark Jedi master. It was really cool when Zahn did it but I'm sure Lucas will make it into something really dumb.

[Jordan]

Just go into the movie and expect the worst. This way you can't be disappointed.

I plan on going in and seeing the following

-Earth
-A shorter and skinnier darth vader, (vader looks about 7 ft tall in the post tril)
-Everything from CG tears to CG facial exp​ressions on Obi wan
-approx. 89 new races
-A background shot of the millenium falcon being build
-R2D2 teleporting
-C3PO make a really bad expected joke numerous times
-A full out CG battle of the jedi's getting punked off
-Yoda flying a spaceship to that swamp planet whose name I cannot spell ( dagobah?)
-Jar Jar being elected to master commander of the "good guy" forces

[Chefelf]

-A background shot of the millenium falcon being build

Brilliant. That is the one thing I didn't think of. I'll give it an 80% chance of happening.

[barend]

i'll put money on earth!!! and a 'told you so' on the whitehouse!!!

[Despondent]

In episode 3 Lucas' final throw of the chance cube may include/probably will include some of the following:

Greedo and Han meet, bond, and fall out. Chewie and Lando befriend Han at an animated (think chewie's chessmatch) cockfight.

Introduction of Grand Moff Tarkin and (oh yeah,) General Motti

in one scene on peaceful planet alderaan, great pyramids will be shown in the background.

for sharper-eyed viewers, the senate scenes will include vulcans and sleestacks.

qui-gon will appear to obi-wan, explaining the importance of interfering with living jedi.

darth maul will appear to anikan and become his personal trainer. anikan also learns how to use the "death grip" which will become a vader trademark.

when bodybuilding fails, anikan loses his lower torso in a spar with darth maul, but receives new, longer legs so he can fit the vader costume.

people begin to say "may the force be with you" more often.

[barend]

for sharper-eyed viewers, the senate scenes will include vulcans and sleestacks.

well, yes!

i think ALF will be in there somewhere too!

[insert 30 seconds of uncomfortable silence]

ET?!? ET!?! WHAT THE HELL WAS WITH THAT?!? :angry:

[Jordan]

people begin to say "may the force be with you" more often.

Ha, I never noticed that. Did they say it even once in either of the 2 films?