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My Mommy's A Webhosting Company! Monday, December 19, 2005

#1 Chyld

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Posted 19 December 2005 - 04:04 AM

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Orphan and Web Hosting Company?
(PRWEB) November 19, 2005

Weblinkhosting.com, a web hosting company in New York is set to do what no hosting company has done before. That is to legally adopt a child under the name of the company. The child will live at the web hosting data center where he will be provided with food, clothing, shelter and love from the owner and employee’s.

With that he can learn all there is to learn about his new mother, web hosting. Perhaps even work for the company I the later years and become a Linux guru. The process has taken almost 6 months to go through but it looks good so far. Weblinkhosting.com will officially and not to mention legally have a child adopted under the company.

This very controversial step has both positive and negative views among critics. The child will become the logo and slogan of the company when he has become old enough. As for what nationality the child will be and how old that has yet to be determined. The sex of the child will be determined with the flip of a coin.

This news comes almost a half a year later when Weblinkhosting.com had announced free 19” DELL monitors to be given to new signups on a weekly basis.

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Posted 19 December 2005 - 07:32 AM

Looks like Max Barry was right after all.

#3 Mirithorn

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Posted 19 December 2005 - 07:48 AM

I'm surprised this isn't illegal.

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#4 barend

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Posted 19 December 2005 - 06:07 PM

i think this little truman they're buying should be indian.

all the people in the call centers are...

he could be the icon of selling out your country through outsourcing.

funny really... you listen to music that questions authority in wartime, and you're a traitor to your country and a terrorist... but if you fire all locals from your business so you can increase your profit by hiring foreign based groups for 12 cents and hour and boost unemployment in your own country while slowly bankrupting the economy and the goverment will sell you children as a tax write off!

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Posted 19 December 2005 - 06:12 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Dec 19 2005, 11:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

funny really... you listen to music that questions authority in wartime, and you're a traitor to your country and a terrorist... but if you fire all locals from your business so you can increase your profit by hiring foreign based groups for 12 cents and hour and boost unemployment in your own country while slowly bankrupting the economy and the goverment will sell you children as a tax write off!

I'm almost suprized you're questioning it, its always been that way.

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Posted 19 December 2005 - 07:42 PM

Does that mean it shouldn't be questioned then?

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#7 Otal Nimrodi

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Posted 20 December 2005 - 04:48 PM

Good question.

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#8 barend

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Posted 20 December 2005 - 05:44 PM

always been this way?

you mean a newborn child has long replaced the x-mas ham?

#9 Otal Nimrodi

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Posted 20 December 2005 - 06:06 PM

Thanks for the potatoes, no, no newborn child for me, I'm full.

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#10 barend

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Posted 20 December 2005 - 08:23 PM

i'll bet they ARE planning to eat it.

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Posted 20 December 2005 - 08:23 PM

What if....

A canabalistic household was preparing for such holiday festivities. The main course this year was newborn child.
Here are a few snipets of conversation.

Grams making her best dish this year, newborn child.

Mmmm my mouth is watering just thinking about it.

The eyes are my favorite part.

Please pass the newborn child.

Augh, I think I have a stomach ache from eating so much newborn child

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#12 barend

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Posted 20 December 2005 - 08:25 PM

done.

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Posted 20 December 2005 - 10:32 PM

Does the child itsself have any say in whether it becomes a logo of the company?

#14 barend

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Posted 21 December 2005 - 12:42 AM

no more than the norweigian clam that ended up as the SHELL logo, or the guy suffering from Hyper Indentative Partitioned Obesity Syndrome (HIPOS) who became the michilin man...

and definatley no more than the tragically dulled down and cleaned up misinterpretation of the originally triumphant story of the young dutch lad who stuck his finger in a dyke!