The Great Chefelf Text Adventure
#1
Posted 09 October 2005 - 11:04 PM
Feel free to add your own lines to the adventure.
You are walking through a strange land called the internet. Many strange flashing lights, and temptations of various sorts call to you from the windows.
You see a small door to the west.
>look at door
The door has seen better days. There is a faded welcome mat on the doorstep, and a small plaque on the door.
>read plaque
The plaque says "Chefelf Nightlife. Enter at your own risk."
>open door
The door creaks open. It is very dark inside. You hear very strange noises.
>go west
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#2
Posted 10 October 2005 - 02:04 AM
>go Dennis
You cannot get ye flask.
>Exits
I do not understand the word "Exits".
>Show exits
You do not have any exits.
>look
It is still very dark in here. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.
>sigh
You sigh in frustration at your failure to comprehend the obnoxiously meticulous parser interface you are forced to use.
>sit down
#3
Posted 10 October 2005 - 02:33 AM
>aquire herbs
You put them in your mouth
>+20 vigor, +9 Fortitude
From your chair you spot a bard
>talk to bard
He tells you of an old legend, an adventure associated with the legend, and gives you map that is associated with both the legend and the adventure. He further explains that he is to hold to under go the "Quest of the Crown". He offers you the chance to take it.
>accept quest
He gives you a rare item
>gained wooden sword
This post has been edited by Jordan: 10 October 2005 - 02:33 AM
#4
Posted 10 October 2005 - 10:17 AM
>Look
You are in a small cave-like alcove, surrounded by slate-gray shale. The air is cool, still, and quite musty, except for a slight draft coming from the west, where a small passageway in the rock winds away into the darkness to the west, and a faint light coming from the east. It's rather like that time you spent in the prison in Yaldor, except with less troll-stench. An object set into the wall gleams in the flickering torch-light and catches your eye. Shiny!
There is a lit torch on the ground.
>get torch
You pick up the firey brand and resist the urge to remove all of your clothing and burn it in a big pile as a sacrifice to the Wild Gang.
>look object
A gold medallion appears to have been left carelessly betwixt two pieces of shale that jut out from the wall. Yes, I just said betwixt.
>get medallion
Remarking to no one in particular about how no fool leaves an item of value laying around when an adventure game character is around if he ever expects to see it again, you gleefully assuage your kleptomaniacal instinct and pilfer the medallion.
>cackle gleefully
You release a laugh that has been building up inside of you as the result of retrieving every useless item that you can possibly carry (and some you really shouldn't be able to). You don't get any points or anything, but you feel better.
>examine medallion
It's a small, flat, perfectly round gold medallion. It seems to weigh around two stones. A beautiful scrawling script has been engraved into it which are possibly magical runes. Or maybe a geek who took the time to learn Quendar got bored and decided to write some elvish graffiti on it.
>wear medallion
Nah, it seriously cramps your "rag-tag" adventurer look.
>inventory
You are carrying a map, a torch, a gold medallion, a wooden sword, and the weight of the world.
>drop weight of the world
You shrug your shoulders, stand up straighter, and adopt a blissfully carefree attitude. Let somebody else be haunted by the existential anguish of a contigent universe!
>look west
It's a dark and twisting tunnel that seems to slope almost imperceptibly downward into the heart of the earth. As you peer down the passageway, your torch flickers, casting eerie shadows on the jagged walls.
>west
Edit: <OOC>Hehe. Great idea, Kirbs. I'm having far too much fun with this already.</OOC>
This post has been edited by Slade: 10 October 2005 - 10:18 AM
#5
Posted 10 October 2005 - 07:30 PM
>look woman
she is very pretty and looks cold and hungry
>woo woman
that does nothing
>give food
- 1 unit of food from inventory
she thanks you and says: "I am still cold."
>give rag
- 1 unit of rag from inventory
she thanks you and says: "I am still cold."
>woo woman
that does nothing
>talk woman
She smiles and says: "Hello, my name is Adelia. I have been stuck here for 3 months, my father and I were kidnapped by Forglor the sorceror but i managed to escape, although i cannot find my way out. Will you help good sir? Will you save my father."
>woo woman
that does nothing
>yes...
"Oh thank you, here is a locket that my father gave me so that he will know I sent you."
-item gained 1 locket
>appraise locket
-locket = 2gp
>sweet!
that does nothing
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#6
Posted 10 October 2005 - 07:42 PM
>check inventory
2 loaves of bread
1 knife
1 bottle of potion
1 stick butter
3 smokebombs
1 baby
>use stick butter
the guards are not tempted by your offer of tasty butter
>use smokebomb
the guards are momentarily blinded
>enter castle
sorry, your luck is extremely low. the guards attemp to capture you
>use baby
the baby sheilds you from the spears of the guards.
>enter castle
sorry, you need the yellow key
>use stick butter
close, but no cigar
This post has been edited by Wayne: 10 October 2005 - 07:46 PM
#7
Posted 10 October 2005 - 08:25 PM
You're in a frakkin' cave.
> Break out.
I don't understand.
>Walk down hall.
You come across a particularly hansome man.
>Ask his name
"Icey" He responds. "Will you please go on a mission for me?"
>Decline
Oh, come on now, that's boring.
>Why?
Because it is.
>Why?
Shut up.
>Accept
Well finally.
PM me, we'll talk.
#9
Posted 10 October 2005 - 11:17 PM
that does nothing
Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |
Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
#10
Posted 11 October 2005 - 12:19 AM
Kill the woman with what?
>kill woman with sword
You run the woman through with your sword. Why? Because you can! She, uh, dies and stuff.
>loot corpse
You receive 50 gold pieces from the corpse
>sac corpse
This isn't a MUD, stupid.
>woo woman
The lifeless husk that once housed the soul of the beautiful woman is powerless against your advances. Hours later, your passion for one another is quenched. You've got a new perk: Necrophiliac.
>south
#11
Posted 11 October 2005 - 12:59 AM
Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |
Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
#13
Posted 11 October 2005 - 01:06 AM
Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |
Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
#14
Posted 11 October 2005 - 03:32 AM