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Denied entry, man sets self afire Tuesday, November 16, 2004

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Posted 16 November 2004 - 10:59 AM

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Denied entry, man sets self afire 
BY COLBY ITKOWITZ
WASHINGTON BUREAU; The Associated Press contributed to this story.

November 16, 2004


WASHINGTON - A man who wanted to hand-deliver a letter to President George W. Bush yesterday set himself afire outside the White House after guards encouraged him to mail the letter instead.

Witnesses said the man poured a gasoline-like substance on his jacket before pulling a lighter from his pocket and igniting himself, said Alan Etter, a spokesman for the District of Columbia Fire and Emergency Medical Services. Authorities said the man is 52 and of Middle Eastern descent, but his name was not released.

Etter said the man is expected to live. Hospital officials would not release his condition.

The man had approached the northwest entrance to the White House grounds at 2:05 p.m. and began to walk away after guards there told him he could not hand-deliver a letter to the president. He was about 15 feet from the gate when he started the fire, said Lt. Patrick O'Brien of the U.S. Park Police.

O'Brien said Secret Service officers hurled the man onto the sidewalk near West Executive Drive and immediately used an extinguisher to put out the flames.

Leaving behind a pile of burned clothing, ripped gauze, strewn papers and a backpack, the man was taken to Washington Hospital Center with severe burns over 30 percent of his body, O'Brien said. Though screaming and moaning incoherently, the man did not say anything in protest of the president and his bag did not contain any explosives, O'Brien said.

Secret Service personnel, who are investigating the incident, confiscated the man's belongings and did not release the contents of the letter, which was still partly legible.

The man appeared to be acting alone, Etter said. The Secret Service declined to comment.

In an unrelated incident, a different man jumped the fence on the north side of the White House grounds. Officers of the Secret Service's uniformed division apprehended the man shortly after 5 p.m., Lewis said. The incident is under investigation.

The Associated Press contributed to this story.

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Posted 16 November 2004 - 12:50 PM

Hmmm. I think that if I lived in DC, I might have to get drunk and have a frat party streak towards the White House and see if anyone in my group of maybe 50 people, all KY jellied up, could make it to the ubilding itself.

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Posted 16 November 2004 - 03:03 PM

I think I'd be more content to just stand back and watch, thank you.
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Posted 16 November 2004 - 05:10 PM

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Etter said the man is expected to live. Hospital officials would not release his condition.


hmmp...
that way he can still myseriously die from... "complications"
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Posted 16 November 2004 - 07:06 PM

I was really hoping this was another fellow trying to immolate himself to protest the war. I suppose that position is still open then. Anybody got a light?

In a related story President Bush was denied exit from the whitehouse by Dick Cheney who said that he had decided Bush would have to stick around and listen to him for another 4 years. A petulant Bush then tried to set himself on fire using a can of hairspray but was also quickly put out by secret service.

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Posted 16 November 2004 - 08:50 PM

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VISITOR: I have this letter to deliver to, like, the president.
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Posted 16 November 2004 - 09:08 PM

I wonder why people don't come to my house and do that. Oh yeah it's because I'm not a mass murdering psycho.

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Posted 16 November 2004 - 11:16 PM

QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Nov 16 2004, 09:08 PM)
I wonder why people don't come to my house and do that. Oh yeah it's because I'm not a mass murdering psycho.

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Posted 17 November 2004 - 02:18 AM

Did that guy honestly think he could just walk up to Bush and give him a letter? And self-immolation, not cool. Burning flesh is rather unpleasant. If you've got to protest, go on a hunger strike somewhere. Save our noses the agony.
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Posted 17 November 2004 - 03:36 AM

A short play, by J M HofmarN

DNM: Hello citizens, I am Denied Entry Man!

Guard1: What is your super power, Denied Entry Man?

DNM: I can set myself afire when I am denied entry.

Guard 1: I would like you to prove that you are a real superhero.

Guerd 2: Until then we will deny you entry.

DNM: You leave me no choice. FIREDOKEN!!!!!! -Sets himself on fire-

Guard 1: What a dumb fucking power.

DNM: I wish fire extinguisher man was here!

This post has been edited by J m HofMarN: 17 November 2004 - 03:39 AM

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