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Diet sodas have aspartame in them. Very bad for you.

Some things are just more distracting than harmful. For example, 90% of ...

[Edit] On second thought, I'll stop too.

I'll just say that I have a strict "look but don't touch" policy and leave it at that.

They come in the wire frame variety as well, like the ones they tested on Mythbusters.

Bad movies are great. It's so much fun to mock them all the way through, especially when you're watching with friends.

Most likely had something to do with that "pyramid power" nonsense. http://www.psorsite.com/docs/pyrhats.html http://www.pyramidhats.com/

"Our smart bombs will blot out the sun!" "Then we will fight in the shade!"

"My dear, will you ERRRGH marry me?"

QUOTE Edit: And now this thread is advertising "Can Christians be Gay?" This thread is now officially fabulous.

QUOTE (princesskadee @ Feb 24 2008, 11:16 PM) well, if you ...

QUOTE For takeoff and landing pilots are essential. There was an episode ...

"Great, now the Hendersons have The Bomb!"

[To be said in a Russian accent when someone explains how ...

That movie with Michael Keaton was all I need to know ...

QUOTE If they fall asleep, what would the passengers be able ...

Back in my day, we had to use muzzle-loaders to cut ...

You'd need a black soulgem for a person, though, and those are a bit more rare.

QUOTE However I also hope that under Raul Cuba will liberalize ...

QUOTE I don't care if the Communism sounds good on paper, ...

QUOTE and a moderate is a liberal. Actually, moderates are both liberal ...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Pg20yDpTR1c Simply amazing.

You're supposed to say "not that there's anything wrong with that."

QUOTE Dont forget no chance of regaining your posessions and ID ...

QUOTE Dear Simperin' Fool, How do you type with paws for hands? Sincerly, Dumpface I'm ...