[J m HofMarN]

Most importantly I want to state that I am wearing clothes. Generally the first thing I do is boot up my computer upon waking up. Then I get dressed usually, sometimes I wait and wake up to a can of cherry coke and the sweet song of my modem screeching "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DEWOOOO DEWOOOO DEEEEEEEEEWW" Other times I do it in stanges. Most often it is the socks that must wait for last. They are perenially difficult to find in my clothes pile. Especially the black ones since they blend in with everything else. Or DO they? I wish to state that Chyld has stolen them, and regardless of his denials it is necessary to invade his place of residence to find them.

Oh yeah and my second book is now on sale.

[TruJade]

What a travesty!
I can't believe it! socks are very important
JM i support you in your search and wish you all the best of luck

Oh and i couldn't help but notice that you

wake up to a can of cherry coke

My friend that is terrible unhealthy

I'm sure you've heard this before, like from your dentist
but you gotta cut that stuff out.
Once in a while is ok, but EVERYDAY makes it the drink of death!

[J m HofMarN]

Thank you for your support. This will be the second time I've formed a coalition against Chyld, the first being to search for BWNITs (boards with nails in them) I suspected him of hoarding.

As for that, I don't have a dentist, and sometimes it's a RC cola or a cherry pepsi.

[TruJade]

I can see why Chyld would hoard BWNIT
do you know the price for metals theses days
It's totally worth stealing

And you desperately need a dentist
before gingivitis sets in
if it already hasn't

oh and it doesn't matter if its RC, Cherry
pepsi or cola its ALL BAD
with contiuned regular use

[Bond]

Careful, J m: Cola, even diet cola, is horrid for your health.

[Slade]

No, you formed a coalition against me to invade my dorm room looking for BWNiTs, you maniacal backstabbing tosspot. And what's this about a book? Which one are you talking about, and where is it linked?

[J m HofMarN]

Tru Jade- What dentist and or doctor do you work for? I don't plan to live for much longer, so I'm not terribly worried.

Slade- No, it was Chyld's. I control the present now, so I control the past.

As for the book: I give you More Venom To Gaia The collected poetry of ME.

[TruJade]

Oh please . . . i don't work for anyone i just thought
you'd want to live outthe last days of
your life comfortably. But im pretty sure
you should'nt be planning death so soon

[J m HofMarN]

Whyever not? Be prepared, that's what I say! And I was just joking, I don't have any *proof* you work for anyone... but once I find out you're a dentite spy it's off to Janie's quartering work for you!

[TruJade]

search all you like
but you'll find NOTHING!!

[J m HofMarN]

...in your pants.

[Slade]

As I believe TruJade is female, that statement would be correct.

[Bond]

Unless, of course, there's a dildo...

[TruJade]

Awful Bond...

just awful

[Chyld]

Lies! That wasn't a board with nails through it, that was nails with a board through them! See how JM misleads and misdirects you all!

And besides, I can't even find my own socks these days, so buggered if I can find yours.