What is the correct way to remove foreign objects from your nose?
Signed,
It kinda hurts, and I want it out of there.
Dear It kinda hurts, and I want it out of there.,
breath in through your mouth and out through your nose.
with great force...
...
...or suck it in, which ever works for you.
you could also just fing something long and push it further in so you don't have to think about it...
your unobstructing friend barend.
I've been having relationships for several months... Or before baby Alex was concieved. I truly do believe that our relationship is doomed, and have been in that faith for a long long time. I also, yesterday, kissed my boss's sister and I feel no guilt over it as I already plan to break up with Perla. Am I a wicked evil person and do I need a reality check?
Pétur the Worm
Dear Pétur the Worm,
living in a country with a population of 296,737... having an affair is a statistically nightmarish concept. the only reality check you've got comming to you is the one you'll have to sign every month for the rest of your life as you wave goodbye to your hard earned money (unless kissing your bosses sister is what you get paid for), there is no happy ending to this situation unless your bosses sister will be supporting you.
or baby alex get's a kick ass paying job in the next week or so...
Barend....
Is it wrong to idolise individuals purely on the basis of their post count?
Signed,
Lowly soothsayer.
Dear Lowly soothsayer,
No.
No it isn't...
not even slightly...
Barend.
Its eight hours until my exam, I've done no revision, need sleep, and have become somewhat illegaly intoxicated. Can you slip me anything that might help with Greek Philosophy exams?
Yours,
Red Eyes See No Future
Dear Red Eyes See No Future,
it's not like i can pass you a plate-o-greek philosphy, (get it?)...
but here... i haven't lloked though it yet, but here are some Test and exam answers that may help you...
drink some more...
History was written by the winners on their arms before exams!!!
Barend
turn them up.