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Dude, I knew what you were on about the first time, I was just screwing with you. that and I was eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich at the time.

Heh. I knew what you were talking about, VD.

It's not fair to throw around those boys are better at/girls are better at stuff. All of my advanced courses in high school were very predominantly female, even my Calculus class. Sure, there are basic biological factors, but they by no means dictate someone's life. And then there are varing degress of ability as people regardless of gender.

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This post has been edited by Slade: 21 April 2005 - 12:08 PM

Thank CHRIST. I was beginning to doubt my own sanity.

I hope you're happy.

If I was the one messing with you, I'd consider that a jorb well done.

Now that unpleasant time of my life is over, I would like to point out another area in which an apparent disadvantage in women actually turns out in their favour. Strength. Most men are, on average, stronger than women. Now that has to mean a man would beat a woman in a fist-fight, right?

But NEI-

Sorry.

But NO!

Society views men that hit women as complete and utter bastards. (So do I, I can't stress strongly enough.) Therefore most men are incapable of hitting a woman under any circumstances. I know there are pricks who beat their wives, but this is an exception to the general rule. In the above mentioned fist-fight, all the guy would probably do is try to push the girl away and run, while the girl can shove a red-hot poker up his arse without feeling guilty.

If most girls knew this, they would be ruling the world in under a week.

I'm starting to feel rather nervous now.

No no, keep using but NIEN! It sounds good. Mabye you should stop if YZ gets on your ass about it, but that's your decision.

Seriously, in middle school, I was talking with a friend outside of Spanish class, and a girl who was every bit as big as me spontaneously grabbed me from behind (by my collar), and started pulling on it. I was concerned with getting choked, so my feet went out from under me, and I was getting dragged. I stood up and hit her, and everyone acted all surprised! I mean, she was fucking choking me! I'm not saying I spontaneously hit girls, because that's mean, but it fucking hurt. After that she backed off, and we never spoke. Please don't hate me, guys, but really, when someone trys to take advantage of you like that and expects to get away with it...

I hope you broke her nose.

I hate bullies.

I already got one verbal spanking from MR Croshaw. I do not intend to get another. Anyway, see? SEE? You're worried we'll all hate you for that! Even though none of us know who you are, what you look like or where you live.

Not that I think its good for a man to hit a woman(he added, rapidly), its just that if a girl comes after me screaming with a butchers knife (must...resist...urge...to...insert...PMS...joke) I would like a chance to defend myself without people thinking I am a monster.

By the way, where have all the chicks gone? I posted several outrageous comments in the hope of being shot down in flames by them. I am bitterly disapointed.

"Anyway, see? SEE? You're worried we'll all hate you for that! Even though none of us know who you are, what you look like or where you live."

You guys not really knowing me is not what concerns me. I like Chefelf.com, and hope to remain here in the goodwill of others. If you all hate me, I obiously won't post here anymore. Which would be sad.

"By the way, where have all the chicks gone? I posted several outrageous comments in the hope of being shot down in flames by them. I am bitterly disapointed."

They couldn't handle us.

i am against hitting a woman.
a mans atvantage in society is the ability to lay people out with our huge manly fists.
a womans atvantage is to seduce people into doing things.

to make things fair, as all descent men have decided using out one atvantage in life over women would be wrong, i think it only fair that girls who aren't interested in us be banned from flirting with us to get us do do things for them.

that being said...
inter-gender violence has rules...

if a girl slapped me without reason, i would say do that again and you'll get a 'nipple-gripple' and if she tested me, i would do it.
an ass slapping would also be acceptable. girls like hurting men, so id she slaps you in the face, i guarentee you she's getting off on it. the only problem is the if a girl slaps you in the face and you slap her in the ass, she'll slap you in the face again. then you'll slap her in the ass again... and before you know it you'll be their all night.

if a girl came at me with a butchers knife i'd throw a table at her. i don't know... you treat those situations equally... if you can take someone with a knife then stand your ground! if not run away, people won't laugh at you... she had a knife!!!

if a girl kicked me in the garden of good and evil, i'd restrain her and drag her to a nearby pharmacy (drug-store for americans) and force her to consume 8 table spoons of cod liver oil (that shit is gross) - and i have a rare ability to stay in 'combat mode' even when 'heckle and jeckle' have been injured... (despite the ridiculous pain)
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jen - 2 MONTHS!!!

whoa!!! that's crazy!!! any girl who demands that can forget ever sitting down the bus... i mean fair enough back ion day before before women joined the work force but... that's insane...

that makes no sense at all... geeeze... what a rip.

if i end up havening to do that, it will be under the agreement that instead of a wedding ring she will recieve a cattle style branding from a hot iron, as part of the wedding ceremony. "i do take this branding" she would say, holding up her skirt to expose her right buttock as i gleefully branded her infront of our family and friends!!!

it would make me feel a little better...

Merci.

VD: The rather durnken young lady reading over my shoulder finds the comments amusing, although somewhat schoolboyish.

Women get out of not being as good in a fight by getting the guys to do it for them. What I don't understand is why chivalry was ever viewed as a good thing by the males of the species;

Woman bats eyelids at guy, guy becomes interested, guy lavishes money and flowers on woman, woman suddenly reveals rival male who has 'wronged her' (i.e. not bought her flowers), duel commences, one guy ends up going to the emergency room.

All right then, debate over. WE WIN!

HA HA HA!

If that doesn't bring them back, nothing will.

Dude, you're forgeting the second rule of dealing with women:

Women always think more steps ahead than men.

They just let you think we've won, probably for some twisted evil purpose that our minds can't possilby fathom.

But if we stop now and say we win, then those extra steps wont come into play.

Dumb luck prevails again.

But if we say we win, and they don't protest it, we've won by default! You can't have a competition if not all the parties are here.