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Doltish Deviants Deterred by Distinguished Ditties Wednesday, February 16, 2005

#16 Jane Sherwood

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Posted 18 February 2005 - 12:12 AM

While that does sound like a good method, I'm ill-equiped to do so, and will therefore stick to the humorous little spray bottle.

Or I'll just get a fire hose. I hear those things really hurt.

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Posted 18 February 2005 - 12:17 AM

not as much as frozen block of 'i can't beleive it's not butter' in the face.

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Posted 18 February 2005 - 02:07 AM

I just hope this store doesn't serve milk. For we all know that classical music and milk really help the old ultraviolence. I'm suprised nobody pointed that out before.

But seriously, I remember they tried that out over East. John Saffran then cut the cords on the speakers, and hooked up Black Sabbath and the like to see if it would instigate a riot.

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Posted 18 February 2005 - 05:03 AM

I still say hooking up a slice of black metal would scare just about everyone away...

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Posted 18 February 2005 - 11:05 AM

QUOTE (SimeSublime @ Feb 18 2005, 02:07 AM)

I just hope this store doesn't serve milk. For we all know that classical music and milk really help the old ultraviolence. I'm suprised nobody pointed that out before.

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Hahaha!!! This is an excellent point. Everybody knows that Ludwig Von + milk-plus = the old in-out.

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Posted 20 February 2005 - 06:00 PM

yes, now let's get things nice and sparkeling clean...

chyld: yeah, a little burzum would deter even the most determined child actor gone bad.

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Posted 20 February 2005 - 07:53 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Feb 18 2005, 12:17 AM)

not as much as frozen block of 'i can't beleive it's not butter' in the face.

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Is butter (or rather, not butter) even able to freeze?

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#23 barend

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Posted 20 February 2005 - 08:27 PM

sure...

why not?

EDIT: otherwise they would have called it: "i can't believe this shit don't freeze"

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#24 Jane Sherwood

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Posted 20 February 2005 - 08:39 PM

I can think of several things to call it, but that's never been on the list.

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Posted 21 February 2005 - 01:44 PM

I'd hang around a store that played black metal too! To scare me away you need to play those damned crappy pop songs.

I can definately believe it's not butter.

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Posted 21 February 2005 - 04:55 PM

Here's a solution: get some really creepy guy (you know the type) to stand outside and just stare at them, maybe occasionally approach them and say something completely nonsensical. They'll get freaked out and leave.

The only problem would be what to do about the creepy guy once they're gone...maybe give him some corn nuts or candy and hope he goes away before he starts scaring the customers...

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Posted 21 February 2005 - 05:12 PM

i'll DO it!!!

#28 Jane Sherwood

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Posted 21 February 2005 - 05:17 PM

I knew you'd be just the man for the job! You can start work in front of my dorm building and are allowed free reign over the candy machines. How does that sound?

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#29 barend

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Posted 21 February 2005 - 07:28 PM

girl dorms eh...

no candy, thanks mam... gotta stay in peak physical form.

i'll need equipment though...
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#30 Jane Sherwood

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Posted 21 February 2005 - 08:01 PM

Ok, this idea took a wrong turn somewhere...

If that's your plan you may want a helmet as well.

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