Transformers-the movie michael bay is messing it all up!
#121
Posted 22 October 2007 - 11:22 AM
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#123
Posted 22 October 2007 - 06:21 PM
But then there's 'The Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy'
"it's at the other end of the universe" indeed... way to kill that story line.
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#124
Posted 22 October 2007 - 08:39 PM
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#125
Posted 23 October 2007 - 08:28 AM
#126
Posted 23 October 2007 - 02:15 PM
were you listening to david bowie when your car died?,..just curious.
#128
Posted 23 October 2007 - 09:44 PM
Look on the bright side, Masters of the Universe at least ended with He-Man (Dolph Lundgren) knocking Skeletor (Frank Langella) off the the platform whatchamacallit instead of having that Earth punk guy pushing Skeletor off the platform. If anything could rival Anthony Anderson's cringeworthy acting, it was watching Shia can't-spell-his-last-name save the day jamming the All-Spark into Megatron's chest while Optimus Prime is going on about how he must put the All-Spark to his own chest, then we actually have Prime saying to Megatron's corpse "Forgive me brother, you left me no choice" even though he didn't actually do the killing. I was like c'mon, even in the 1986 animated movie it was shown that Prime was clearly intent on killing Megs, the new movie should have shown Prime shoving that All-Spark down Megs throat.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
#129
Posted 24 October 2007 - 07:09 AM
yeah..when i heard that line...it reminded me immediately of what Obi-wan said to Anakin at the end of ROTS
"You were like a brother to me, Anakin...I loved you..."
Anakin/Vader: "I HAAAAATE YOOOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
#130
Posted 24 October 2007 - 03:51 PM
Please god, don't remind me.
-The League Against Tedium
#131
Posted 25 October 2007 - 06:36 AM
whats really dumb about all of this is how un-canonical this new film is to the cartoon..its totally unfaithful.
first off, you have bonecrusher and devastator coexisting simoultaneously as seperate entities, when the cartoon clearly showed that bonecrusher was indeed the left arm module of devastator. the only way michael bay could have been faithful to the series was to show his incarnation of devastator in robot mode missing his left arm.
where the hell is prime's trailer??. ok, i know in the cartoon it would always roll of mysteriously into the horizon when prime transformed into robot mode...perhaps starscream, skywarp & thundercracker were attacking prime's trailer, when prime was too busy confronting megatron. Seeing Prime without a trailer on the big screen just seems naked to me
megatron's face looks like a metallic death trap vagina
anyone who remembers the episode "War Dawn", knows Optimus Prime was formerly Orion Pax and that he hung out on Cybertron with Dion & Ariel,.when Orion first saw Megatron,.he thought of him as some new uber-cool flying robot he never saw before...not his long lost brother.
Michael Bay is featuring Rumble in the new film, sans-Soundwave,.and that brings my piss to a boil. Soundwave is badass and needs to be in the film. Nothing rocks me more than hearing Frank Welker on a vocoder. If Frank cant or wont reprise the role, then get the next best guy to do it. I wont even vent my frustrations that Rumble looks like 15 pairs of toe-nail clippers weilded together.
The small Starscream cameo served Starscream no justice. Yeah, I know he was imploded to nothing but rubble by Galvatron in the 1986 film, but if he is gonna be brought back, do it with more class.
Bumblebee is a mute with a jacked-up radio.
Jazz went from groovy to ghetto
Ratchet went from medical genius to being somewhat of a nuisance.
There are absolutely no combiners in the film...unless you want to believe in the plausible theory that devastator was missing his left arm all movie long,..your call, and thats my two cents on it all.
This post has been edited by optimus_prime: 25 October 2007 - 06:40 AM
#132
Posted 25 October 2007 - 11:43 AM
#133
Posted 25 October 2007 - 12:01 PM
Scroll through that, and you'll find a piece I wrote on the Transformers movie, not long before it came out here in the UK
-The League Against Tedium
#134
Posted 25 October 2007 - 02:12 PM
A hahahhahahahhhahahahahhaha
*sighs*
thats good shit
And im iwasonly wondering
why he was so frickin' big
compared to everyone else
yup he was entirly useless a complete disservice to Starcream
So basically he's Radio
With a sweet ass Camero yellow paint job
Bernie Mack and Anthony Anderson were the token black people
and Jazz was the token black Autobot. . .Funny how he's the only auotbot to die....
Yeah were the HELL was he when Bumblebee
lost his legs and was resorted to ride along with the chick
or when Jazz gotr ripped in half
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#135
Posted 30 October 2007 - 08:19 PM
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