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#916 Jane Sherwood

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Posted 23 November 2006 - 11:36 PM

I personally see no point in leg shaving if nobody ever sees your legs (sing the praises of PANTS!). However, everyone should shave their pits.

The day humans evolve to the point where everything but their heads are completely bald will be a wonderful day, indeed.

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#917 barend

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Posted 26 November 2006 - 08:11 PM

QUOTE (looktothesky @ Nov 16 2006, 07:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I WILL!
Just... let me get to Australia first.

yay!

QUOTE (looktothesky @ Nov 16 2006, 07:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

(okay, not coming in here. lol.

)

huh?

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#918 Emu

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Posted 29 November 2006 - 01:09 AM

*sings the praises of PANTS*

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#919 barend

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Posted 30 November 2006 - 08:49 PM

QUOTE (Jane Sherwood @ Nov 23 2006, 11:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

The day humans evolve to the point where everything but their heads are completely bald will be a wonderful day, indeed.

T'would be a sensible day in the history of evolution that's for sure.

#920 J m HofMarN

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Posted 28 December 2006 - 04:45 AM

You know, previously I believed that females were just a mite bit better than males... But then I found diaper cakes.

I'll say that again... Diaper........ Cakes.

Do I know what they are? Motherfucker I am not reading about diaper cakes. I read right wing bigot Christian sites for a living. Do you think I need anymore craziness in my life? If I'd gone to that site I found while searching for a recipe for work and read about god damn diaper cakes it might just have broken me.

What does this have to do with the debate? Why, this:

Aint no way on gods green earth a man thought up the idea for diaper cakes. That has "insane breasty creature" written all over it. So yes, that's why men will always be in charge. Because one of you lot invented diaper cakes.

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#921 Spoon Poetic

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Posted 30 December 2006 - 10:57 AM

Actually, it's a very practical gift for a mother-to-be. It's not meant to be eaten. It's just something that looks like a cake, that's usually the centerpiece for a baby shower - it's constructed of diapers and other practical gifts like clothing and bottles, etc.

http://www.wikihow.c...e-a-Diaper-Cake

It's a cute idea for a gift, especially when you don't have the money to buy the new parents that bassinet on their registry.

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#922 barend

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Posted 29 January 2007 - 07:06 PM

kind of like 'sanitry napkins'... as polite as you may think you're being, it's best not to wipe your face with them at the dinner table after eating a meal.

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Posted 30 January 2007 - 01:00 PM

Comment retracted.

Now how would it look to set fire to that sane-itry cake?

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#924 Spoon Poetic

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Posted 30 January 2007 - 01:05 PM

Hehe, I'll give five dollars to someone who'll wipe their face with a sanitary napkin at a fancy dinner.

Come on, any takers?

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#925 Supes

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Posted 02 February 2007 - 05:45 AM

QUOTE (Spoon Poetic @ Jan 30 2007, 01:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Hehe, I'll give five dollars to someone who'll wipe their face with a sanitary napkin at a fancy dinner.

Come on, any takers?

What sort of proof are you looking for? Is my sterling word good enough to satisfy you after the achievement or do you require more?

This post has been edited by Supes: 02 February 2007 - 05:45 AM

Luminous beings are we... not this crude matter.
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#926 Spoon Poetic

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Posted 02 February 2007 - 10:08 AM

Hmmm... Supes, in your case, your word is good enough - but you'll have to come get the $5 in person.

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#927 Supes

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Posted 02 February 2007 - 05:33 PM

QUOTE (Spoon Poetic @ Feb 2 2007, 10:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Hmmm... Supes, in your case, your word is good enough - but you'll have to come get the $5 in person.

Well then if such an honesty policy is in place I shall advise when the act has been completed and give a general update on the reactions.

Right, so I see your in the United States, help me out a little, should I head east coast, west coast or somewhere in between?

This post has been edited by Supes: 02 February 2007 - 05:34 PM

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#928 Spoon Poetic

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Posted 02 February 2007 - 06:50 PM

The best coast there is, of course - head to SC. Just give me a heads up when you're on your way.

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#929 civilian_number_two

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Posted 03 February 2007 - 02:50 PM

QUOTE (Supes @ Feb 2 2007, 05:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Right, so I see your in the United States, help me out a little, should I head east coast, west coast or somewhere in between?

Is it just me, or was that meant to sound suggestive? Because, uh, it did.

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