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Girls VS Boys the most sexually charged topic yet!

#796 User is offline   Dorothy Icon

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Posted 18 October 2006 - 05:31 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Oct 17 2006, 08:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
sure...

A bake off it is, then! laugh.gif I will win!!! happy.gif

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Uncultured philistine!

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Posted 18 October 2006 - 07:35 PM

QUOTE (Dorothy @ Oct 18 2006, 05:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
A bake off it is, then! laugh.gif I will win!!! happy.gif


a bake off/mud wrestle wink.gif
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Posted 19 October 2006 - 06:46 PM

Add one more and we'll have a triathlon.
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Posted 19 October 2006 - 06:55 PM

I am so in.

Let it be known that I will beat you so badly, your bollocks will retreat into your body and become a vagina.
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Posted 19 October 2006 - 06:58 PM

Are you saying that you secretly wish that Barend was a girl?
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Posted 19 October 2006 - 07:13 PM

I'm saying your inferior male sexual organs don't stand a chance.

You one-trick ponies, you.

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Posted 19 October 2006 - 07:45 PM

Well I know a pencil can be sharpened so many times but also sharpeners do go blunt after heavy use too and needs to be exponentially sharpened...

Both sides have their advantages and disadvantages.
One has it easy at first. Easy come easy go.
The other has it hard and that sharpness speaks throughout itself.
All could equal to an equivalence.

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Posted 20 October 2006 - 06:28 PM

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Well I know a pencil can be sharpened so many times but also sharpeners do go blunt after heavy use too and needs to be exponentially sharpened...

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O...Kaaaaay. I think with that in mind it's time to drop the pencil sharpener metaphor...
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Posted 20 October 2006 - 07:27 PM

I was just comparing inferiority from both sides.
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Posted 20 October 2006 - 07:31 PM

Yyyyeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh... The metaphor should be dropped in 3... 2... 1... NOW!
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Posted 20 October 2006 - 08:26 PM

The differences of inferiority:
Pencil -> Penci sharpener
Pencil sharpener -> blade sharpener

One is wood the others are all metals which might speak for toughness for both items in different ways. Wood can be sharper at it's peak (after sharpening) but it can't sustain that for very long under pressure. A sharpener may not beat the peak of a pencil's sharpness it creates but it can sustain it's own sharpness for longer.

Don't worry, the pencil sharpener will let off a little tiny bit of slack each time it is sharpened but very slowly.

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Posted 20 October 2006 - 09:22 PM

Whoa! When did this thread become so graphic? tongue.gif
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Posted 20 October 2006 - 09:50 PM

I don't see any graphics unless you mean the faces.

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Posted 21 October 2006 - 03:45 AM

this thread is flaming.
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Posted 21 October 2006 - 09:10 AM

not yet it isn't.

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