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#46 EwokHunter

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Posted 30 January 2006 - 10:54 PM

QUOTE (Laughlyn @ Jan 30 2006, 06:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

This one would have been funnier the other way around.

...you're right.

Possibilities of Heart attack increased: 26 percent
Big Mac $0.26

I'm lovin' this other way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#47 Deepsycher

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Posted 31 January 2006 - 07:39 AM

Good to also add under, "Death: Priceless."

Plans to School Uniform Dinners

Economics to Ban Outside Food, Packed Lunches and Daytime Leavers.

This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 31 January 2006 - 07:52 AM

#48 Dr Lecter

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Posted 31 January 2006 - 05:21 PM

Bush Grants British Independance
Blair Tries to Stand up Straight

Yeah, right, like that will ever happen.

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#49 Deepsycher

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Posted 31 January 2006 - 06:03 PM

Yes, I once thought Blair was a puppet but did not know his strings were pulled from a Bush.

Big Liar Permutates with Bush

But Now Faces the Dilemma of Sitting Down.

This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 31 January 2006 - 06:25 PM

#50 Mirithorn

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Posted 31 January 2006 - 08:17 PM

Possibly Humorous Headlines Discovered
As Yet Impossible To Decipher

"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

#51 Deepsycher

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Posted 31 January 2006 - 08:51 PM

As styles may differ, sometimes a "key" is needed, but which headline?

Ambiguously:

Head Blinds Too Risky

Possibly to Fall Foul over the Majority.

This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 31 January 2006 - 09:04 PM

#52 EwokHunter

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Posted 01 February 2006 - 10:56 PM

Adoptions decreased
More acceptance of Gay Marriages

#53 Deepsycher

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Posted 02 February 2006 - 10:39 AM

Cannot decide between more and less.

Research Called for Breast Cancer Drug

Economic Demands to Import More Food.

This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 02 February 2006 - 11:09 AM

#54 Otal Nimrodi

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Posted 02 February 2006 - 04:53 PM

Last headline made no sense.
Forum scratches head in confusion

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PM me, we'll talk.

#55 EwokHunter

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Posted 02 February 2006 - 05:01 PM

The Killer of Old people is trapped, she's also an old person.
Suicide book for sale!

They have trapped at least the Mataviejitas...and she's a woman, not a man!!! Wow!

#56 Dr Lecter

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Posted 02 February 2006 - 05:08 PM

BNP leader cleared of race hate charges
Forced to Reign for Failure to Comply with Job Description

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#57 Deepsycher

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Posted 02 February 2006 - 05:31 PM

Research Called for Breast Cancer Drug

Economic Demands to Import More Food.
Meaning
(1)" A study as an attempt to refuse breast cancer drugs by making the sufferers develop similar symptoms but with unhealthy food."
(2)"Or to put everyone on the pill to study how well the drug works with unhealthy foods."
Not stating that all imported foods are unhealthy.

Head Blinds too Risky.
Meaning
(1)"Head Window Blinds are too risky, I fell in disgust over the one choice of cheap quality ones. "
(2)"Head Teacher "Blinds" pupils who are too risky, and then falls back to the same level as others students."

Hope this helps?

Simply put:

Proposals for the Elderly to Work Longer Hours

Pharmacists to stock up on anti-depression pills.

This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 02 February 2006 - 05:55 PM

#58 barend

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