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#181 User is offline   J m HofMarN Icon

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Posted 31 October 2005 - 04:17 AM

Barend- Actually you took the bronze, Spoon Poetic got the silver. In any event you at least got a vote. I own and run the damned site, I had guns pointed at the polling booths, I did everything possible to rig the election, and I still havnt gotten a goddamn vote.

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Posted 31 October 2005 - 07:29 PM

at least i got a vote?

you mean i got bronze on a single vote...?
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Posted 01 November 2005 - 02:44 AM

well it was more like five or six votes actually...

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Posted 01 November 2005 - 06:22 PM

that is still not acceptable...

the Erectron 3000 will not be pleased...
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Posted 01 November 2005 - 11:48 PM

For your sake I hope so, the Sad Penis is not as forgiving as Erectron 3000 is.

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Posted 02 November 2005 - 12:13 AM

yes, the sad penis looks like quite the vicious bloodthirsty unforgiving tyrant...
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Posted 02 November 2005 - 08:55 PM

Oh, it is... You've not seen it when it's Mad Penis.
I am writing about Jm in my signature because apparently it's an effective method of ignoring him.
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Posted 02 November 2005 - 10:02 PM

If you draw a penis that looks angry I'm going to open it up to another vote or send the matter to the supreme court or something.

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Posted 03 November 2005 - 02:31 AM

I might have to take you up on that.
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Posted 03 November 2005 - 02:42 AM

kick ass!

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Posted 06 November 2005 - 06:31 PM



I give you...

Mad Penis.
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Posted 06 November 2005 - 06:33 PM

Hehe. I wouldn't want to come across that penis in a darkened urinal...
This space for rent. Inquire within.
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Posted 06 November 2005 - 09:23 PM

It looks malevolent, sure, but not quite angry...

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Posted 16 November 2005 - 09:11 PM

QUOTE (Slade @ Nov 6 2005, 06:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hehe. I wouldn't want to come across that penis in a darkened urinal...


what if that penis came across you?
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Posted 16 November 2005 - 09:18 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Nov 16 2005, 08:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
what if that penis came across you?

ROFL

This particular topic is beneath me, I shall not view nor post in it.
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