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Thecomplaining thread. For depression.

#991 ion eon

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Posted 24 October 2005 - 05:54 PM

I called the cops

OH NO!!!

#992 barend

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Posted 24 October 2005 - 07:00 PM

I M 50 fuxXXXxor T1r3d!!!

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#993 Emu

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Posted 24 October 2005 - 08:56 PM

I have two hours to figure out this crazy x-ray thing for Chemistry with all these strange letters and numbers and formulas and AAARGH how they dance before my eyes and here I am on the forums anyway.

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....We'd be lying though.
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Posted 24 October 2005 - 09:17 PM

Let me help!!! I'm really good at memory games!

#995 barend

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Posted 24 October 2005 - 11:40 PM

X-rayz?

shouldn't that be one for the Physics kids?

here's an emu skelleton if that helps...

This post has been edited by barend: 24 October 2005 - 11:41 PM

#996 SimeSublime

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Posted 25 October 2005 - 08:08 AM

QUOTE (Jane Sherwood @ Oct 24 2005, 08:56 PM)

(*waves cheerily*)

Hullo, Little Green Men!

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

*waves back*
Hello! Though I feel obliged to point out that I'm over 6', hardly little.

Also, radiochemistry is a valid form of chemistry. And Barend, that was just cruel.

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#997 Icey

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Posted 25 October 2005 - 08:47 AM

Complaints: Scientists invaded all kinds of psycho chemistries that revolve around radios.

The Family dog just came back home from some eye surgery, I feel so sorry for him my heart aches, and usually I don't care about him at all.

I don't get paid enough!

#998 floppydisk

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Posted 25 October 2005 - 10:26 AM

Complaint: I have a zit on my ear. My ear!

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#999 Jane Sherwood

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Posted 25 October 2005 - 10:33 AM

I popped one on mine about a month ago and I still have a lump from it.

Icey: PUPPY!

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#1000 Icey

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Posted 25 October 2005 - 10:40 AM

Oh yeah, I got a couple on the same ear, one IN THE LOBE and one of the INSIDE of it, disgusting. *shudder.*

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Posted 25 October 2005 - 03:23 PM

I used to get zits in my ear. I'm pretty clean now, but my entire family is known for getting acme, so I have to clean my face every day or they'll come back.

#1002 Dorothy

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Posted 25 October 2005 - 04:45 PM

I just love (hate) it when you go to answer the phone, and thwack a blemish that you didn't know was there. And then you can't say anything, because you are on the phone.

oh, and

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Posted 25 October 2005 - 04:49 PM

Noone calls me, I wouldn't know.

#1004 Mirithorn

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Posted 25 October 2005 - 05:23 PM

Once I got a "blemish" on my ear that really hurt. To the point where I popped it with a knife. It took forever to drain.

Actually, on second thought, I'm not sure what it was. But it was a lump filled with blood/pus. I apologize in advance for any illness my post may have caused.

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