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#16
Posted 23 October 2005 - 04:30 PM
What makes you think you have any ability to lock me in a closet? You need to take into account the fact that I have no intent to go quietly.
Oh, and grr. No anti-pitbullness. There is no reason that pitbulls cannot be perfectly nice dogs if socialized properly.
Oh, and grr. No anti-pitbullness. There is no reason that pitbulls cannot be perfectly nice dogs if socialized properly.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
#19
Posted 23 October 2005 - 07:37 PM
i love the 'your mom...' defence.
Just repeat what they said with 'your mom' at the begining...
not me, i'd just say; "yeah i know... she said you were hung like a baby carrot."
Just repeat what they said with 'your mom' at the begining...
QUOTE (ion eon @ Oct 23 2005, 02:37 PM)
if someone uses a lame "your mom" I usually reply...Stop talkin' about moms 'cause i just got off yours. That usually stops'em dead
not me, i'd just say; "yeah i know... she said you were hung like a baby carrot."
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#20
Posted 23 October 2005 - 08:16 PM
Your FACE is gonna do about it!
Nope. Doesn't quite work there.
Nope. Doesn't quite work there.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
#21
Posted 23 October 2005 - 08:38 PM
Who doesn't love the classic "Your mom!" comeback? It's always good for a laugh!
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
QUOTE
"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#22
Posted 23 October 2005 - 08:43 PM
Your FACE is always good for a laugh!
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
#23
Posted 23 October 2005 - 08:53 PM
Yeah, nothing beats a Your Mom comeback. Your face doesn't quite do it as much. You know what? I think fortune cookies were designed to have "In bed" put at the end.
Soon you will be on top.
I swear I just got that one a few moments ago.
Soon you will be on top.
I swear I just got that one a few moments ago.
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#26
Posted 23 October 2005 - 09:04 PM
QUOTE (Otal Nimrodi @ Oct 23 2005, 08:53 PM)
I think fortune cookies were designed to have "In bed" put at the end.
That reminds me of the last bit of a Stuart sketch on Mad TV.
"A child is a joy to everyone...between the sheets."
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
QUOTE
"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#27
Posted 23 October 2005 - 09:07 PM
Patience is a virtue you must learn.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"