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Complaint; I'm now pretty damn sure I'm going to hell (as opposed to being moderately sure). I got asked directions by a nun yesterday, she'd already asked 3 people who'd given her false answers and because I was somewhat under the influence and felt it was amusing; I gave her completely the wrong directions and sent her to the worst part of town....
She's probably plotting my downfall as I post.
Thecomplaining thread. For depression.
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Laughlyn 
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Posted 24 September 2005 - 09:09 AM
I want to go back to the films of the 80's, where plots were simple, and explosions happened regularly....
MultiQuote
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floppydisk
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Posted 24 September 2005 - 12:00 PM
That sounds like comic material.
QUOTE (Theodor Herzl)
If you will it, it is no dream.
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Slade
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Posted 24 September 2005 - 12:07 PM
Jordan: You're talking about a fuck buddy. You could try it, I suppose, though I find it as desensitizing one from the intimacy of sex. But if it works for you, it's your life and I'm not going to tell you how to run it. Just don't get too upset when you get attached to her.
Kirbs: I've never met someone who wanted to be an accountant before. May I ask why?
Complaint: I am feeling under the weather. I have that ache one gets with fevers, but I have no fever. And tomorrow I need to spend all day trying to figure out actionscript when I haven't been tought it. I have one of those idiot teachers who assumes that A: I'm going to read my textbook, and B: Actually understand what's going on by reading it. If you're going to teach a class, teach the fucking class; don't replace yourself with a textbook...
Kirbs: I've never met someone who wanted to be an accountant before. May I ask why?
Complaint: I am feeling under the weather. I have that ache one gets with fevers, but I have no fever. And tomorrow I need to spend all day trying to figure out actionscript when I haven't been tought it. I have one of those idiot teachers who assumes that A: I'm going to read my textbook, and B: Actually understand what's going on by reading it. If you're going to teach a class, teach the fucking class; don't replace yourself with a textbook...
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Posted 24 September 2005 - 12:56 PM
My teacher plays this music in class, its like... inspirational jazz. Its horrible! I'm just glad its saturday...
And we want to be free to ride our machines without being hassled by the man! And we want to get loaded!
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Posted 24 September 2005 - 04:04 PM
My teacher plays Heavy Metal in class.
Want a Tarot reading?
PM me, we'll talk.
PM me, we'll talk.
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floppydisk
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Posted 24 September 2005 - 07:02 PM
My teacher plays Disney music in class.
Pwn.
Pwn.
QUOTE (Theodor Herzl)
If you will it, it is no dream.
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Posted 25 September 2005 - 11:10 AM
My teacher plays experimental music in class.
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Posted 25 September 2005 - 06:26 PM
Woot! I thought this was the complaining thread!
And we want to be free to ride our machines without being hassled by the man! And we want to get loaded!
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Posted 25 September 2005 - 06:58 PM
QUOTE (Slade @ Sep 23 2005, 11:19 AM)
Barend's haphazard spelling makes my OCD throb.
OCD? that's not how you spell 'heart'
>>The Adventures of Heinrich Von Bastard<< (A Web Comic)
Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |
Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |
Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
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Posted 25 September 2005 - 09:34 PM
I came down with a case of painful constant sneezing.
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
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Posted 25 September 2005 - 09:40 PM
I've still got shrapnel in my leg from 'nam.
And we want to be free to ride our machines without being hassled by the man! And we want to get loaded!
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barend
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Posted 25 September 2005 - 11:17 PM
i've still got chocolate in my belly from downstairs.
>>The Adventures of Heinrich Von Bastard<< (A Web Comic)
Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |
Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |
Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
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Posted 25 September 2005 - 11:20 PM
I'm still sick and I need to bike to class tomorrow. And my girlfriend is still 700 miles away.
This space for rent. Inquire within.
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Posted 25 September 2005 - 11:24 PM
not 2 years away?
>>The Adventures of Heinrich Von Bastard<< (A Web Comic)
Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |
Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |
Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
#525
Slade
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Posted 26 September 2005 - 09:00 AM
Lolz... 
It's the Monday from hell, but instead of writing it all down here, I'll do it later on my blog and use that as a segue into "Slade has a blog" mode.
It's the Monday from hell, but instead of writing it all down here, I'll do it later on my blog and use that as a segue into "Slade has a blog" mode.
This space for rent. Inquire within.