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  1. In Topic: Pointless random thoughts...

    Posted 8 Jan 2009

    Maybe all the lines on the map are actually a very thin country called International Boundary. IB. Maybe that's where Osama bin Laden is. The US should totally invade it. Although, we'd probably have even more boarder security problems than we already do.
  2. In Topic: Pointless random thoughts...

    Posted 18 Dec 2008

    Fruit by the Foot is clearly made by the Foot Clan from Ninja Turtles. I mean, think about it. Who but Shredder could do that to ordinary fruit? It's Fruit...(made) by the Foot (Clan). Shredder shreds and they sell it to finance their evil operations.

    Does this make Fruit by the Foot the opposite of pizza? blink.gif
  3. In Topic: Games actually worth playing

    Posted 1 Nov 2008

    It is my firm belief that the PS1 Spyro games, Spyro the Dragon, Spyro: Ripto's Rage, and Spyro: Year of the Dragon, are the main reason that my gaming tastes are now so limited. Lighthearted, fast-paced, and just generally amusing games.

    I doubt I'll ever regret buying Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga. My only issues with this game are that one puzzle is practically impossible, and that wookiee heads cannot wear hats. I wanted to make a wookiee with jeans and hat, and name him Smokey The Bear. I still got to make a ghost cowboy and giant Jawa though, so I can forgive it for that.

    Rouge Trooper is a good TPS which I felt was completely overlooked. It's not great, but it's certainly worth 20 bucks. The weapons have a good feel to them, and it's great fun to watch the enemies limp around on broken legs, screaming at you with over-the-top Russian/German accents, and then snipe them in the oxygen tanks and watch them go flying 15 feet. Also, you play an angry smurf with a talking gun. This is all presented with complete seriousness.

    And as a cult follower of Armored Core, it is my duty to plug Armored Core 2.
  4. In Topic: Pointless random thoughts...

    Posted 13 Sep 2008

    I named my Tentacruel after Slade.

    I didn't mean to. I'm not that much of a suckup. Slade isn't even that high on my scale of awesomeness; he's not Craig Ferguson or Ian Malcolm, that's for sure. I was going to name it Sade, because it's Tentacruel. You know, the Marquis de Sade? Except I'm still not sure I'm spelling "marquis" right, and I didn't want the people who beat me to have any more to mock than they already do, so Sade. But I typed it with an L for some reason, and didn't notice until later. When I did notice, I decided that it was more awesome that way anyway.

    Yeah, that's right, I play fucking Pokemon. Fear me.
  5. In Topic: Stuck In Your Head

    Posted 5 Sep 2008

    Werewolves of London. And not even the whole song. Just the howling and piano part Wikipedia says was stolen from Sweet Home Alabama. >_>

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The early '90s
Video Games, SciFi, Fantasy, trying to write SciFi and Fantasy, political philosophy (Let's face it , the higher stuff is for physicists now), Yahtzee, Craig Ferguson, Hank the Cowdog, and orange juice. That about covers it.

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    12 Jan 2008 - 22:16
    No flash photography, no autographs, no onions, extra bacon, extra pickles, and a Dr. Pepper with no ice to drink.
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