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#16 User is offline   David-kyo Icon

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Posted 11 September 2009 - 05:14 PM

View PostGobbler, on 10 September 2009 - 04:23 PM, said:

I don't know, I think those are mostly the helplessly paranoid.

Erm... Half Life 1 with robots and the essentially unplayable version of I have no mouth and I must scream (the guy with the nazi death camp-past was REMOVED with all references thus preventing the player from finishing the game) spring to mind at the moment, but I'm sure there are more.

By the way, the article is shit.

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Posted 12 September 2009 - 12:44 AM

Oh, that, yeah, good point. Measures to protect the youth, they call it. Mightily effective, seeing as how every thirteen year old knows what a blood patch is and how it's applied. Or where to find an adult who can obtain the original version in all its gory goodness for you.

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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?
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Posted 22 September 2009 - 04:43 AM

View PostGobbler, on 10 September 2009 - 03:23 PM, said:

People complain more about what the government is going to come up with next or how "illegal" will be defined in the near future, but so far you can't really say that they're going overboard or abusing their power.

Na, they're just being conservatives and doing what all conservatives do best; laying their balls on the table for all to see.

View PostGobbler, on 10 September 2009 - 03:23 PM, said:

Ach, mein Leben, that would make for a fine line taken out of context.

The only place I'll be hanging around would be the LP forums.
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Posted 24 September 2009 - 08:18 PM

Yahtzee once said that being a goon is the internet equivalent of being a freemason or something. Is there any truth to that? Does he get to ride around in a go-cart? The only good things I know of that could be said to have come out of SA are ZP and Dr. McNinja.

View PostGame Over, on 09 September 2009 - 01:53 PM, said:

PS: Welcome back Ninja Duck.


Thanks Game Over, but you never needed me. The power was in you all along!
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Posted 25 September 2009 - 09:25 AM

A sad reality, but in my opinion Goons are one of the higher castes in the internet hierarchy. Considering some of the people rolling around in some corners, *cough* facepunch *cough*, Goons aren't all that bad.

Although what are most FP users anyway? SA rejects, I think.

Personally, I just go to SA to see what's happening in LPs. I don't actually have an account or anything, because paying for a forum of morons seems like just a *little bit* of a waste of money.

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Posted 03 October 2009 - 01:40 PM

Well, the whole new 'Retsupurae' image of the LP forum seems to have won them a few hearts and for Lowtax, some few bucks.
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Posted 12 January 2010 - 04:56 PM

View PostNinja Duck, on 08 September 2009 - 06:48 AM, said:

There's an "in the style of" article here about Yahtzee and Zero Punctuation, and I have to say it's pretty accurate. http://uncyclopedia....iki/Ben_Croshaw

Seems like someone wants to take a slice of others popularity... "Your word-another-word-and-another-unnecessary-word Yahtzee is shit, 'cuz my balls are bigger, nye nye nye...".

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<blah blah>my-life-is-so-hard-because-I-get-payed-to-do-what-most-people-do-in-their-recreational-time<blah blah>

Just say "I'm jealous" and we'll finish with this...

I have no illusions about Me ever meeting Ben, but even so, I won't ever sink so low to vomit my envy in such ridiculously ridiculous (HA!) form. If next week Yahtzee will be payed for farting fairy dust, I'll just start to think he's even more lucky bastard than he's right now...

Did I say, what author of that article is bitch? No? Maybe it's because I'm a pissed fanboy...
Excuse my language.
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Posted 13 January 2010 - 01:31 AM

It's alright, we'll note it down as an exp​ression of your righteous superiority complex.

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 04:51 AM

You definitly know how to be nice, are you? ^_^

Ok, I needed to chill. But anyway, if some person can make something like Y.T.O.T.W. in age of 17, by using Paint it means something for me. And if other person starts to bitchin' around, I just start to want my revenge. I don't like Yahtzee (I mean, I don't even know him), but I respect him. If someone tryes to prove, he's better, because he said "Yahtzee is shit", I have no respect for such person.
Excuse my language.
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Posted 13 January 2010 - 10:52 PM

We done here?
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