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Idiots Allow Inmate Escape In Box Friday, November 14th, 2008

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Posted 17 November 2008 - 09:06 PM

Inmate escapes German jail in box
Friday, November 14th, 2008

A manhunt is under way in western Germany for a convicted drug dealer who escaped by mailing himself out of jail.

The 42-year-old Turkish citizen - who was serving a seven-year sentence - had been making stationery with other prisoners destined for the shops.

At the end of his shift, the inmate climbed into a cardboard box and was taken out of prison by express courier. His whereabouts are still unknown.
Credit goes to Dr. Lecter for this one.

You know that old prison escape trick that doesn't work anymore because no one is stupid enough to fall for it? It still works in a jail in Germany. I have never needed this more than now:

This post has been edited by Slade: 17 November 2008 - 09:07 PM

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Posted 17 November 2008 - 11:23 PM

You said it, Picard.

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