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#1 Game Over

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Post icon Posted 03 March 2008 - 12:54 PM

http://www.escapistm...s/read/18.55103

Good luck with your future partner, Yahtzee.

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Posted 03 March 2008 - 02:23 PM

Hm, weren't there quite a few fan girl threads right here too? I can remember some thread where some fangirl presented her fanclub or something. Anyway, that is something that was bound to happen. Soon those little bacterians will spread like... kissies on ouchies!

I surely could use some fangirls to support me, but apparently current listener record for Gekko Radio is less than 10, so I guess I have to wait for it. And when the time comes, we will take over the world.

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Posted 03 March 2008 - 03:56 PM

QUOTE (Game Over @ Mar 3 2008, 12:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

http://www.escapistm...s/read/18.55103

Good luck with your future partner, Yahtzee.

That was pretty funny! Good stuff

This post has been edited by m0ds: 03 March 2008 - 03:57 PM

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Posted 03 March 2008 - 04:30 PM

QUOTE (Game Over @ Mar 3 2008, 05:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

http://www.escapistm...s/read/18.55103

Good luck with your future partner, Yahtzee.

No. Just no.

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#5 Dr Lecter

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Posted 03 March 2008 - 05:09 PM

lol, justs losl

I loveda the "hile I enjoy his reviews tremendously, I would never offer him sexual services for fear of being scathingly reviewed the following week" heehehehee

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#6 Game Over

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Posted 03 March 2008 - 07:09 PM

I was just reading about the Flying Spaghetti monster and I thought maybe Yahtzee can start his own movement, Yahtzism.

Again, good luck with future partner, Yahtzee.

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Posted 04 March 2008 - 02:00 AM

What is this partner you keep talking about? Is there going to be a Zero Punctuation duo?

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Posted 04 March 2008 - 06:01 AM

QUOTE (Dr Lecter @ Mar 3 2008, 10:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

lol, justs losl

I loveda the "hile I enjoy his reviews tremendously, I would never offer him sexual services for fear of being scathingly reviewed the following week" heehehehee

I call drunken post! Schoolboy error Dr Lecter.

As pointless polls go that was almost as pointless as this post, m'yeah...

QUOTE (arien @ Jun 29 2008, 03:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

So this baby, while still inside its mother, murdered his twin brother and STOLE HIS PENIS.

That is one badass baby.

#9 Game Over

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Posted 04 March 2008 - 10:09 AM

QUOTE (Ninja Duck @ Mar 4 2008, 07:00 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

What is this partner you keep talking about? Is there going to be a Zero Punctuation duo?

I wished. Unfortunently, the people on escapist were actually looking for a BDSM partner for Yahtzee.

Or its probably a "list" game to put hearts next to someone's name who may or may not have a bright future.

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Posted 05 March 2008 - 01:22 PM

My scathing review of sexual intercourse with Yahtzee would end the way the Portal review ended: sublime.

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Posted 05 March 2008 - 01:38 PM

It's always nice to hear the cry from the swelling, salivating mass of fanboys and say

"At least we're not them."

Edit: Oh dear, that was rude of me.

This post has been edited by Otal Nimrodi: 05 March 2008 - 01:40 PM

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Posted 06 March 2008 - 05:40 AM

That is the best thread ever. And my opinion of it is not at all influenced by the fact that I wrote it. Nope. Not at all!

Hehe, I thought it was a funny idea, since every other post in the Drake's Fortune thread was "OMG YAHTZEE HAZ FACE!!!111oneone"

And all I can say about fanboyism is that I'm female, and fanGIRLS can make the craziest fan BOY look sane and reasonable.

You should all vote in the poll by the way, and bump it so that it may live.

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Posted 08 March 2008 - 10:18 PM

QUOTE (DreamerM @ Mar 6 2008, 10:40 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

[joke]Good luck, in bed.[/joke]

Confucius says: "To eat is sex. Roll the dice on the bed...with caution."

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Posted 09 March 2008 - 01:41 AM

QUOTE (Game Over @ Mar 8 2008, 10:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

[joke]Good luck, in bed.[/joke]

Confucius says: "To eat is sex. Roll the dice on the bed...with caution."

That is deep, so deep that it closed right over my head. Alas! Poor simple me.

I must meditate on this great truth. I shall go do that.

It's not stalking! It's artistic reference!

QUOTE (Game Over @ Jan 17 2009, 11:39 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

You have unlocked a new achivement!

Submachine sandvich: 200 Interwebz pointz!

You are a WINRAR and best pleyur EVAR!

The project that ate my LIFE!

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Posted 09 March 2008 - 09:43 AM

QUOTE (DreamerM @ Mar 9 2008, 06:41 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

That is deep, so deep that it closed right over my head. Alas! Poor simple me.

I must meditate on this great truth. I shall go do that.

[joke]You don't need to meditate. Just masturbate[/joke]

*realizes that the user may be too young to know what masturbating means*

OK, just go buy yourself a lolly, close your eyes and picture...something--

You know what? Forget it.