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Zero Punctuation - Sim City Societies

#1 User is offline   Jenx Icon

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 12:43 PM

Zero Punctuation - Sim City Societies

New one up. Enjoy.

This post has been edited by Chefelf: 13 February 2008 - 07:13 PM
Reason for edit:: Fixed broken link to video.

QUOTE (Ninja Duck @ Jan 15 2008, 05:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
And the film should be shot in sepia, because real life was in sepia in the 1990s.
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Posted 13 February 2008 - 12:45 PM

About that old boring game? Hang on, gotta see that...

Yeah, I guess that was pretty accurate.

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 01:10 PM

Poor HW guy...
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Posted 13 February 2008 - 03:31 PM

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And gets knighted for the first step to the anti-Sims campaign.


Oh dear me. Wrong.
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Posted 13 February 2008 - 03:42 PM

I considered it a very true review since Sim city society needed the atom bomb option.

The Nazi Germany reference made me laugh hard. devil.gif

"He loves us so huggy muggy much."
"Target practice."
"I just assumed the little flashing bolt could've meant the people in the house were listening to AC/DC."
"Fussy plebes."
"I set out a brutal authoritarian dictatorship because it makes my balls feel big."
"Christ, this must be how Nazi Germany started!"
"I suppose the clinching flaw in this game that revolves around keeping people happy, is that the people evoke empathy in the same way Jeramey Clarckson provokes animalistic lust."
"This is not like the sims where you can zoom enough to see their tears rolling down their face whenever you delete all the toilets."
"...unless you have some grudge against trees."
"OK, its still a bad idea to build your school next to pedophile training center(Japanese Manga shop)..."
"Ultimately, you can have an equally fulfilling time just drawing a city in MSpaint. That way you don't have to spend 60 bucks and you can get additional entertainment by [something] all the buildings with tits."<---one of the best conclusions ever.

Favorite quotes.

laugh.gif (<---Its not really like this. Its actually like laughing and pissing yourself...a bit while eating or drinking something like pizza and orange juice).

Yahtzee, you are the Oscar Wilde of the 21st century.

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 06:19 PM

Meh, [statement of agreement with Yahtzee], but [statement of disagreement with Yahtzee].

"[Direct quotation from the review]", hahaha.
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Posted 13 February 2008 - 06:37 PM

Oh god, not again...
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Posted 13 February 2008 - 06:46 PM

QUOTE (a Nurgaling @ Feb 13 2008, 02:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hate sims.

BLAH BLAH BLAH
some other stuff

And gets knighted for the first step to the anti-Sims campaign.


I guess this makes him an anti-simite?
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Posted 13 February 2008 - 07:05 PM

Yahtzee the nazi!

Also, Jenx, your link doesn't appear to work for me. Anyone else having troubles?
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Posted 13 February 2008 - 07:06 PM

Same here, his link is broken. I'm out of ideas. I guess I'll have to wait for someone to come to my house with a video of it.
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Posted 13 February 2008 - 07:13 PM

I fixed the video link.
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Posted 13 February 2008 - 07:53 PM

Weird, I thought I posted the correct one o.o

Well, thanks anyway.
QUOTE (Ninja Duck @ Jan 15 2008, 05:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
And the film should be shot in sepia, because real life was in sepia in the 1990s.
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Posted 14 February 2008 - 04:37 AM

QUOTE (Dannysaysnoo @ Feb 14 2008, 04:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Poor HW guy...

I agree. He did kill that spy, right?

QUOTE (Game Over @ Feb 14 2008, 06:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yahtzee, you are the Oscar Wilde of the 21st century.

Yahtzee is gay?!
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Posted 14 February 2008 - 05:55 AM

I'm sorry about this chefelf but it needs to be said.

QUOTE (AdamM @ Feb 13 2008, 11:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Meh, [statement of agreement with Yahtzee], but [statement of disagreement with Yahtzee].

"[Direct quotation from the review]", hahaha.


Shut up, you're boring.

Anyway nice review it reminds me when I played sim city as a kid and would purposefully blow up nuclear power plants in the middle of cities and go nuts with the disasters tab. Ahh good times.

QUOTE (arien @ Jun 29 2008, 03:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So this baby, while still inside its mother, murdered his twin brother and STOLE HIS PENIS.

That is one badass baby.

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Posted 14 February 2008 - 08:12 AM

QUOTE (joshofalltrades @ Feb 14 2008, 10:46 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I guess this makes him an anti-simite?


*groan*
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