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No Alliterative Title Just another article about irresponsible medicine.

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Posted 13 February 2007 - 05:05 PM

QUOTE (Spoon Poetic @ Feb 12 2007, 08:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If there were a relatively safe procedure that made penises bigger and still functional, would guys go for it as often as women go for boob jobs? (Assuming the risks, price range, effectiveness, etc. are all similar.)


no. mostly because of the whole back problem thing.
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Posted 13 February 2007 - 05:30 PM

QUOTE (Gobbler @ Feb 13 2007, 07:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
And the macho-method works. Just compare Johnny Depp to Steve Ballmer. Same principle.


Johnny Depp... to Steve... Ballmer? What? I don't see the connection between wearing too much make-up in pirate movies and shouting at Microsoft employees.
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Posted 14 February 2007 - 02:03 AM

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blink.gif Whuh? You English speaking types say Zeitgeist, too? mellow.gif

Cool. *adds "Zeitgeist" to the list, next to "Blitzkrieg", "Kindergarten", "Kinder Surprise" and "Gesundheit"*

And now for the off-topic question of all questions:

How do you pronounce it? tongue.gif


Oh yeah and, great post, very... eidetic.

Zeitgeist is the name of a column in our local TV guide, giving a run down of films or books or shows in town. I seem to pronounce it as either "Zite-geest" or "Zeet-giste", in both cases using 'g' as in 'Garry'. I really have no idea about how it's supposed to be pronounced.

QUOTE (Spoon Poetic @ Feb 14 2007, 02:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What's "Kinder Surprise?"

It's a chocolate egg with a crappy toy inside. There are various other Kinder chocolates, but the Kinder Surprise was really popular with children a few years back due to a successful ad campaign.

QUOTE (Spoon Poetic @ Feb 14 2007, 03:54 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Guys brag about and compare their penises to each other all the time, even before they're interested in sex.

Since when? That just sounds weird. Most guys want nothing to do with others penises.
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Posted 14 February 2007 - 05:22 AM

Ok, I could deal with having small breasts or a small wang, but can they fucking well get around to some kind of treatment that permanently gets rid of hair? Fidel Castro once explained why he dosnt keep clean shaven: One spends around 5000 minutes a year shaving, which translates into several days, or something. I think.

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Posted 14 February 2007 - 07:58 PM

QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Feb 14 2007, 05:22 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ok, I could deal with having small breasts or a small wang, but can they fucking well get around to some kind of treatment that permanently gets rid of hair? Fidel Castro once explained why he dosnt keep clean shaven: One spends around 5000 minutes a year shaving, which translates into several days, or something. I think.


three and a half days...


whereas i spend over a week a year on a goddamned bus.
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Posted 14 February 2007 - 10:41 PM

Fawk... I hope it's a tour bus of a really rockin band then...

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Posted 25 February 2007 - 04:45 AM

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Ok, I could deal with having small breasts or a small wang, but can they fucking well get around to some kind of treatment that permanently gets rid of hair? Fidel Castro once explained why he dosnt keep clean shaven: One spends around 5000 minutes a year shaving, which translates into several days, or something. I think.



You know, one of the few facts I recall from a fairly poor Ancient History class was that Caesar (as in Julius) use to depilate his own body. I guess he was of the same mindset, but man can you imagine how much time that would have taken. It does make razors all the more inviting ohmy.gif
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Posted 07 May 2007 - 03:53 PM

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My comment: What's awesome about this story is not only that the procedure has been approved despite a serious risk to future cancer detection, but also that a separate story about an improvement in breast cancer treatment follows. Like, big boobs is news, and breast cancer treatment is the B story.


Thats scary. We don't even try to be sneaky about it any more. Society just accepts it.
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Posted 07 May 2007 - 08:55 PM

*reads the first line of the article*

yeeuughh!

yeah, let's have things start growing in places that are already really susceptible to cancer. great idea. </sarcasm>

I don't really understand the whole girls-wanting-bigger-breasts phenomenon. it seems like then you'd just have people staring at them all the time. I mean, maybe some people like the attention, but I would think that having breasts disproportionate to the rest of one's figure would be a serious impediment to being taken seriously.
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Posted 07 May 2007 - 09:18 PM

QUOTE (Emu @ May 7 2007, 09:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I don't really understand the whole girls-wanting-bigger-breasts phenomenon. it seems like then you'd just have people staring at them all the time. I mean, maybe some people like the attention, but I would think that having breasts disproportionate to the rest of one's figure would be a serious impediment to being taken seriously.


Lets not forget, that boobs are soft and fun to handle. I wouldnt want bigger ones necessarily, but I wouldnt complain if my girlfriend did. But in all fairness, natural boobs feel much better than fake ones.
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Posted 08 May 2007 - 12:15 AM

Well, these would be natural.

In other news, apparently there's some way to make breast cancer more detectable, and like, save lives and stuff. sleeping.gif
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