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#6706 User is offline   TheOrator Icon

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Posted 10 February 2007 - 01:37 PM

According to Google, no such rhyme exists...

And isn't Google infallable?
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Posted 12 February 2007 - 09:54 PM

Indeed. In fact, Google says itself that it is "Perfect and infallible." Although I may be making shit up.

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Posted 12 February 2007 - 10:00 PM

Maybe she can and you're just being a hater.

Have you heard the one about the guy walking into a bar?
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Posted 13 February 2007 - 03:06 AM

Yeah, I think he said "Ouch."

What have I done to deserve this?
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Posted 13 February 2007 - 07:14 PM

Because God (or similar) is a cruel and uncaring god.

Why, just why, goddamnit?
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Posted 13 February 2007 - 07:20 PM

Because the world hates you and loves to see you suffer. It is very amusing.

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Posted 13 February 2007 - 07:38 PM


When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.

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Posted 13 February 2007 - 07:44 PM

Considering the fact that I just wanted to make a random Freakazoid reference, yes. Yes, you did.

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Posted 13 February 2007 - 08:02 PM

No, I'm more worried about your problem with high-speed speed.

What happened to Freakazoid, anyway?
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Posted 14 February 2007 - 04:34 AM

He made a freak-a-you and then blasted off to Outer space!

How many posts will I have to post here to beat Chyld?

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Posted 14 February 2007 - 11:59 AM

Absolutely none. You're ahead of him in your post count.

Why are you so obsessed with that?
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Posted 14 February 2007 - 02:06 PM

He's compensating for something.


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Posted 14 February 2007 - 02:29 PM

Because they know no one actually calls those numbers posted on them.

What is it?
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Posted 14 February 2007 - 02:50 PM

Would you please stop calling it an "it"? I mean, just because it's hairy, doesn't mean it's not a genuine person anymore, right?

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Posted 14 February 2007 - 09:24 PM

Are we talking "bear" hairy, "literal bear" hairy, or "the 3 year old beer in my room" hairy?
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